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Canada's History

A sex act performed between a man and a woman involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. Essentially, the man wears the full rack of moose antlers while the woman inserts the Stanley Cup into her vagina using the maple syrup as a lubricant. The two partners then engage in anal intercourse.
Dude, I totally Canada's History 'd that chick last night.
by The Big Colbertski February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

(v). A sex act involving one partner trying to make "goals" into of one of the other partner's orifices with a hockey stick and puck.
"Mike thought that his date was boring, until she asked him what he knew about Canada's history. That's when things got interesting."
by Snyper Michaelson February 7, 2010
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Canada's History

A tactical sex at requiring partner "A" to inflate his testicles to the size of curling stones with saline. Partner "B" is then required to insert 17 ice cubes into her Vagina and then jettison said ice cubes directly at the enlarged testicles. If the ice cubes melt this then becomes a failed Niagara falls.
Steven Colbert was the first American capable of performing Canada's History although Ariana Huffington was injured in the process. Her balls exploded.
by Report February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

An erotic act including but not limited to the use of moose horns, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
Jake and Jayne went to the house to act out canada's history together.
by O'Dochartaigh February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A sexual act in which a person seeks gratification by filling the Stanley Cup with maple syrup then defecating into it. Afterwards the content of the cup is sculpted into a likeness of a Royal Mounty which is then penetrated with a moose antler.

See Also: the Sarah Palin
"no way I'm going out with her again! That crazy bitch tried to go all Canada's History on me!!!"
by Nikki Greenbriar February 4, 2010
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Revised (revises) history

Alter true facts or series of events to make the true situation work in ones favour so they don't look so bad. Someone who manipulates past events or conversations so they become the victim instead of the bully.
She revised (revises) history to people don't know that she was that cause of all the issues.

She revised history so people will think she is the victim.
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canada's history

When a group of men takes a dump into a woman's vagina and then stuffs it full of maple leafs with their penises. Leaving a trail of maple leaf crumbs wherever she walks for the next few days.
OMG Mary I got my first Canada's history last night and now everyone knows where I've been.
by jimyMcjimjim February 4, 2010
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