by LmaoHipster October 11, 2011
Claire- I'm a gothic hipster
Me- shut up you're not a gothic hipster that doesn't exist. You're just weird.
Me- shut up you're not a gothic hipster that doesn't exist. You're just weird.
by 1900 July 18, 2017
To act 100% hipster with no redeeming special quality.
Downey: "Everybody knows you never do a full hipster."
Stiller: "What do you mean?"
Downey: "Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look hipster, act hipster, not hipster. Count toothpicks to your cards. Autistic, sure. Not hipster. You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. hipster, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't hipster. You went full hipster, man. Never go full hipster."
Downey: "Everybody knows you never do a full hipster."
Stiller: "What do you mean?"
Downey: "Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look hipster, act hipster, not hipster. Count toothpicks to your cards. Autistic, sure. Not hipster. You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. hipster, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't hipster. You went full hipster, man. Never go full hipster."
You just went full hipster at the coffee shop, "have you heard Kurt Vile's new album..." while adjusting you glasses...
by putzter March 06, 2014
A silly name with no actual real genuine meaning. Anything called this is not legit and should be avoided.
by Ozbargain August 10, 2022
A young, cutting edge person with an alternate fashion sense and taste. They value their independent thinking wrapped around a counter-culture with progressive political views. They have an appreciation of art and indie-rock, creativity, intelligence, with a witty banter. also known as: Gentrifiers.
by CarizmaGuy August 22, 2017
by zer64 January 10, 2012
CAR HIPSTER... noun.... a person who owns a japanese car, dreams of going to japan. a car hipster usually owns a DSL-R camera (or atleast 3 of his friends do) and often takes "artistic photos" of his car. said car hipster may also engage in japan ass-sucking events such as JDMST monthly meets held at chinese owned and staffed "japanese" pubs in their failed cities in america and australia.
justin: hey guys see that new fixie store in sydney westfield? i went and taken photos of the shop on my friends DSL-R.
person 2: which friend? dont all your friends own DSL-Rs to take photos of their cars with.... you are all total car hipsters, worse than normal hipsters... elitist faggots.
person 2: which friend? dont all your friends own DSL-Rs to take photos of their cars with.... you are all total car hipsters, worse than normal hipsters... elitist faggots.
by meowmixmeowmix December 03, 2010