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Delicious things are heavy.

Delicious things are heavy.

Too heavy for humans to carry, so they started dropping dead on the streets exponentially, leaving all their delicious things behind untouched.
Law.
Delicious things are heavy. They were too heavy for all human to carry, so Gian kept finding new and interesting delicious things each and every day.
by TheOnlyGian June 19, 2023
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heavy metal

Best type of Music Ever

ACDC are the Gods!

Metallica are pretty good to.
Any one whothinks Heavy metal is about pricks with lipstic is wrong. Its about the music, not the fashion.

"Rock 'n' roll a'int noise pollution
Rock 'n' roll a'int gonna die!"
by oilslug April 19, 2005
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heavy metal

basically now it is just whoever is left from the 80's tryin to make some $$$$ cuz they are a fizzle when it comes to life ( refer to fizzle for def.)
they suck they suck they suck they suck they suck
by spam gewd November 18, 2004
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three steps to heaven

If a guy cant get laid, he plays 3 steps to heaven, and tries to pull a girl who is points below him in the looks department, ie nif a guy is rated as a 7, then to be sure of gettin sum, he has to go for a girl who is rated as a 4.
Guy 1: Dude, i cant get laid, non of the girls i go for evr get into the sack with me

Guy 2: Well then just play the three steps to heaven game n you'll definately get sum

guy 1: OK man
by Hargy July 28, 2006
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Heavy Metal

Basically take hard rock and Mtv-i-fy it(i.e. really homosexualify it) etc.

Start with hard rock like maybe a 10 member band and strip that down to three members (drums,guitar and bass).Then after you've gotten rid of the real singer replace him with some grunting or screeching satanic homosexual.Then dress your band up like they're members of the Kiss Army.Now all you need is the most retarded lyrics ever conceived of.Then make sure that ever member of the band looks femme.Make sure to wear eye makeup,lip-stick and hoop-earrings.

Okay now you've sucked all of the soul from the music and all of the music from it and put 7 of your fellow musicians out of work.You are ready to completely sell out.
Now you are ready to appear on Mtv's headbangers ball.
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Heavy Metal

Has pretty much dominated the rock scene for the past 25 or so years.
Music has pretty much sucked for about the past 25 years.
by 'nuff said, September 3, 2005
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heaven

When you are in bed with 3+ women at the same time.
There is no such thing as too much pu**y
by X August 11, 2004
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