The darkest day in mankind history. Forced to pick the gold that grew from the sacred Mongolian tree, Mongolians rushed to be the first to gather the sweet nectar bars of currency. As ladders did not exist, people were flung via catapults in order to rach the branches. The success rate of hitting the tree and avoiding a plummenting splatty death was .01%. The lucky few who made it on to the trees would be poked to death by the waiting Mongolians' sticks and cell phones. Only man mongonlian participating survived the battle, Sum yung-mahn, received the 75 gold bars the tree possessed, and then proceeded to burn down the tree with a box of matches, perventing others from returning for a second gold growing. Since gold grows on Trees and is not a mineral, it would take rare gold seeds to replenish the source years later. When Sum tried to cash in his effort, he was shcoked to find that Mongolia has just be taken off the gold standard. Now holding useless bars of tree metal, Sum Yung-mahn was a poor broken man. He lated invented Buddism.
by Storytelling Sam January 16, 2006
Get the Mongolian Gold Rush of 1845mug. A female who consistently uses males for simple necessities such as food and in return exchanges sex.
by BHAM GONE November 8, 2010
Get the Gold Digging Lock Lizardmug. Drug an old rich widows cougar drink at a club. Take her to a cheap hotel room, fuck her til she passes out, steal all of her jewelry and leave before she wakes up...
by The Silent Duck December 29, 2007
Get the San Francisco Gold Rushmug. Derived from the Scarling. song "H/C." Explicitly a description of Marilyn Manson. As such, the insult can act as a direct cut/insult on masculinty or gender roles in general. In abstraction, acts as an inversion of the traditional insult, utilized to attack males OR as a modification of said insult, brought for shock value and/or castration of the initial insult's efficacy. It can also act as an explicative.
Female: "Him? Don't bother, he's a total Gold Plated Stunning Cunt"
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Male: "Cunt."
Female, in response: "That's Gold Plated Stunning Cunt, to you"
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Male: "Cunt."
Female, in response: "That's Gold Plated Stunning Cunt, to you"
by Will A September 25, 2005
Get the Gold Plated Stunning Cuntmug. When you get back from the pubs and notice a handbag on the floor, urinate in it and place it in the freezer.
by grinding4eva January 9, 2011
Get the Gold Coast Deep Freezemug. An alternate way of saying "0% chance" or "completely impossible". Coined after the imfamous "Desert Gold" vehicle skin scandal in EA's 'Battlefield 1', where the skin was found to be impossible to obtain from the ingame battlepacks.
Ken: Hey, what are the chances I'll get laid tonight?
Barry: A "Desert Gold" percent chance. You're an insociable twat.
Barry: A "Desert Gold" percent chance. You're an insociable twat.
by According to all known laws of January 2, 2017
Get the "Desert Gold" percent chancemug. A white trash gold digger, impressed by relatively small amounts of money, or items associated with low socio-economic status.
by frankenstein27 July 7, 2010
Get the black hills gold diggermug.