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I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.

I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.

I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”, I googled it for who knows why and ended up with really disturbing Richard Wellington pictures, now I can't take off my mind the sole image of those google search results. I want to dive myself in bleach with my eyes wide open so I can never see those again. This would’ve been a great day to go blind, fuck google images. I want to die.
I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.
I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”, I googled it for who knows why and ended up with really disturbing Richard Wellington pictures, now I can't take off my mind the sole image of those google search results. I want to dive myself in bleach with my eyes wide open so I can never see those again. This would’ve been a great day to go blind, fuck google images. I want to die.
by The SQUIP April 5, 2022
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Arab eye goggles

The act of placing each of one's balls over someone's eyes, making sure to get each ball on on an individual eye.
Last night I gave her the old Arab eye goggles before blasting off.
by Eaglebones666 October 25, 2023
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Steam Punk Goggles

The placing of one’s ballsack atop another’s face over the eyes; like wearing a pair of ball-goggles. Preferably, the balls are lowered in a tea-bagging fashion while the other participant is laying asleep (optional) in the supine position.
At a sleepover, the boys like to take turns trying on each others’ Steam Punk Goggles.
by Jim Swelled Sack June 8, 2024
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Dubai night goggles

The same as Arabian night goggles except you first dip your balls in pistachio butter
My kink is making her wear Dubai night goggles
by BanksyNuts July 31, 2025
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Sami Snow Goggles

A sexual act in which you give someone a Spartan Mask and proceed to fountain cum on their face
Yeah, i didn't have much spare time at the end of the day so i gave her Sami Snow Goggles in her A-frame and ran to the Beast and Boar for dinner.
by Flibbo Jibbo III October 5, 2025
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