kelis girlfriend

The girl dating the cool guy who has no need, and is too sexy for his sleeves .

Woah check out kelis girlfriend, her boyfriend has no sleeves! What happened to his sleeves?

by shaniashutup June 24, 2024

Sloppy Joe from my Girlfriend

When your girlfriend is giving you a golden shower and inadvertently defecates on you.

What started out as a lot of fun turned into a sloppy Joe from my girlfriend.

by All Bets Hedged January 12, 2021

National Iman Girlfriend Day

National day to treat your girlfriend named Iman nicely and do whatever she asks.

Since its National Iman Girlfriend Day, I have to be nice to my girlfriend named Iman

by bekek February 24, 2025

Anime Girlfriend

Something that you don't have

If you think about having an Anime Girlfriend, jump off a cliff and freaking die you millennial

by Itsyeshua December 21, 2023

Girlfriend

Something you can't get

I wish I had a girlfriend

by POOPYKATELYN October 25, 2020

Perfect Girlfriend

The name is Addy. a kind, insanely beautiful, funny, great personality, fun, and freaky.

Wow she is such a Perfect girlfriend

by Mysterious boi August 12, 2019

Girlfriend law

The girlfriend law- Ones boyfriend is legally obligated to tell their girlfriend when and why they are not ok, which then the girl shall proceed to give hugs and kisses(or other COVID safe options) until the boyfriend is 100% cured of ALL life problems.

Girlfriend “hey are you ok”
Boyfriend “well I can’t get away from the girlfriend law it’s illegal, no I’m not”
Girlfriend *hugs, kisses(COVID safe actions) “better?”
Boyfriend “yes!”

by Jimmy knows November 3, 2020