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don’t applaud a fish for swimming

Don’t praise somebody for doing something that they simply should have been doing in the first place.
T: ‘My boyfriend didn’t cheat on me!’
Don’t applaud a fish for swimming Tiffany. You’re praising a guy who’s doing nothing more than treating you like a decent human being.
by Gertruide October 11, 2017
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Alabama Angler Fish

When you take a entire large mouth bass, cram it into your partner's vagina and fuck the fishes mouth.
Dude Debra let me give her a Alabama Angler Fish.
by Ginger Cat Attack September 26, 2019
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Rainbow Bic Fish

A sub species of a Bic fish, Rainbow Bic fish are usually 4 colours and have a natural habitat of a plastic water bottle, they require little to no care, and are unfortunately always confused with a bic pen in water. (To the uneducated)
Wow your rainbow Bic fish is looking stellar, thanks

Why do you have a pen in a water bottle ? It's not a pen it's a rainbow Bic fish
by Googledok January 19, 2022
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coney island white fish

a used condom descarded in a public place
"Shit dog! Watch out for that Coney Island White Fish you're about to step on."
by Tesstrogen September 15, 2003
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fesha

e.g. a new and exiting thing wit a special person
by craig March 2, 2004
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fish shop

this is a place that sells fish. a very good fish shop to go to is the craigish and lauraish fish shop which is situated in cock-a-mouth.they make some dam good fish i would suggest you go there. the fish smells nice....
"wheres your fish shop?"
"COCK A MOUTH"
" .... excuse me"
"i said COCK A MOUTH"
by lora December 21, 2004
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fish nibbler

A lady whose sexual preferences are for those of the same sex. A carpet muncher. Tuppence-Licker. One who likes eating out.
By the time she was 23, Bella's male friends suspected she was a fish nibbler. Her female friends knew for sure.
by Dougie X July 24, 2007
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