douche bag

1. A person (usually a male) who thinks they are alot cooler than they really are.
2. They have no concept of reality and are very self-centered.
3. You just can't stand looking at them and ususally whatever comes out of their mouth is idiotic and just doesn't make sense.
4. They just don't get it whether it be their personality and/or fashion/style.

Spencer on the MTV show the Hills!

Girl 1: I just hate the way Spencer looks with that grin and silly goatee.
Girl 2: Ya not to mention the stuff that comes out of his mouth. Ughh...what a douche bag!

by Brent P March 25, 2008

douche nozzlery

The act of participating in douche nozzle related activities (ie. behavior transcending common insults)

I don't like that Toad guy.

Why not.

Eh, hes up to some douche nozzlery.

by David878 January 12, 2007

Douche pickle

An asshole of a person that has for so long stewed in their own fetid juices of bitterness that they become the ultra douche," a douche pickle."

jay: How bad do you think that george was picked on in highschool?
ed: Ihave a feeling that hes been ridiculed his entire life. hes so bitter. what a douche pickle.

by Sundialist93 September 11, 2011

douch -ass

(n.) a derogatory term for a person who is acting in a manner of immaturity or utter ignorance. For example, someone who is asking questions that have already been answered and are just slowing down production in doing so is a douch-ass.

philip: ok, so for the routine, we'll take 3 steps, flank left, and do a spin down. then we're finished.

teddy: ok, but what do you want us to do AFTER we step out 3 steps?

joan: (while shaking her head in disbelief of the utter stupidity) god, what a douch -ass.

by the unREAL napster October 10, 2006

douch oven

like a dutch oven, but with a new name.

farting in the bed, and trapping somebody else under the covers.

we trapped zoe under the covers and gave her a douch oven.

by Georgebentom November 2, 2008

Douche flute

(Noun) a vaporizer that is smoked in replacement of cigarettes, a douchey looking smoking apparatus

1) I'm so happy this douche flute has made me stop smoking cigarettes

2) Mind if I douche flute?

3) anyone have any new douche flute juices for my douche flute?

by Douche Flute November 17, 2015

douche flops

The style of casual brown flip flops commonly worn by douchebags, fratboys, Jack Johnson, etc.

I found that my plaid shorts and pink polo shirt went quite well with a pair of douche flops.

by The_Original_Fogle May 11, 2008