sloppy dildo

when the women covers the man in syrup then proceeds to ride his cock
"yeah, I gave him the sloppy dildo last night"
by valimyr December 18, 2022
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destroy dildo December

Ohh I’m so naughty, I have to do the destroy dildo December right now.
by Foodball2004 November 06, 2019
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Destroy Dildo December

Female equivalent of the notorious Destroy Dick December. Rules that apply for men apply for women too. Women who do not own a dildo can use a simple substitute like a cucumber for instance. Lubricant is optional, but only allowed once a week.
Man: 'Man we are going to participate in destroy dick december'
Woman: 'That's not equality, I want a holiday as well. From now on there shall be Destroy Dildo December!’
by Poepidoewaaah January 12, 2019
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Carpet-dildo

"Last night Johnny got carpet-dildo what a loser"
by Mudonna August 24, 2021
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natural dildo

fuck dick pussy ass sex ovaries sperm cum semen
who needs shower sex when u have natural dildos
by hiraeth.13 April 23, 2021
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