She is such a crystal-dildo
by Steinthefool May 23, 2014
Get the crystal-dildomug. What you call a Bucko straight outta Buckinghamshire that looks like a goat straight outta farm and just loves his sex toys.
by Mr Spunk July 18, 2016
Get the Dildo goatmug. by handle1789 April 26, 2021
Get the dildomug. A visual game that involves trying to pick out a dildo in a clustered mess of socks and underwear in a horny woman’s dresser.
Just like “Where’s Waldo,” when my slob girlfriend gets horny she has to play her version called Where’s Dildo? in order to find it while she’s still moist.
by Goosey Goose October 27, 2020
Get the Where’s Dildo?mug. The great dildo oh the pleasure it brings to the horny single people who have a sex drive they come in many diffrent sizes depend on how big you like it most people like big the bigger the better it's long it vibrates it fills the single person without a lover with pleasure
Tilly was feeling rather Horny out came the dildo in the fanny it went tilly was in for a long good treat
by Kattypatty23 September 4, 2023
Get the Dildomug. Video game challenging players to shoot dildi into the vagina of a sloppily dancing marionette lady.
by Wes Rupp da Muppet June 24, 2016
Get the Dildo Tankmug. by atinky butthole March 5, 2021
Get the dildomug.