Chode Law

Chode law was created after a lifetime of studying by one of the greatest engineers the Midlands has ever seen. He wishes to remain unknown but will forever be heralded by those who know him for his excellent research and thesis on Chode Law.

Chode Law states that; The length of a chode is inversely proportionate to its girth.

Your penis is like a coke can....

Chode law baby, chode law!

by Shotgun_Norman October 02, 2017

Chode-wagon

Someone who is such a chode, they are a wagon full of it. An insult, calling someone a Huge chode.

"That guy called my wife fat!"
"What a Chode-wagon!"

by XScottX December 06, 2008

Chode Whack

A stupid and/or retarded person(s); Someone who commits general douchiery because it's funny to them when people get mad.

Man, Jimmy is such a Chode Whack. He's constantly making annoying goddamn comments during people's conversations

by Donny Smith Toodles November 21, 2010

Chode Sprinkle

A versitile word that can be used to describe anything or anyone in virtually any context.

You're such a chode sprinkle!

This class sucks chode sprinkles!

I love you, you're my little chode sprinkle!

by Maple Sarup! :D April 01, 2010

chode teaser

Pressing on the chode right before male ejaculation prolonging orgasm and increasing pleasure!

Long live the chode

Right before Mr. Big came, Mrs. Big gave Mr Big a chode teaser!

by SJ&K w/help from Dr. T November 06, 2006

chode monger

a person who acts like a chode

Stop being such a code monger, you dumbass

by Sam January 30, 2005

Chode Blower

Adj. meaning a girl or possible a guy that is known for blowing a chode, or an abnormally short and stubby dick.

Kelsi: My mouth hurts....
Kyle: What are you, a chode blower or something?
Kelsi: I did get pretty drunk tonight.....

by Kyle Lloyd August 23, 2008