chinese fire kitten

The most majestic being ever created by God. It was born in southern china and eats the souls over evildoers. And everything else as well. Basically if you go near it, you have been eaten. Only one man can ever tame this beast. A man with the I initials JV. He is the most glorious man ever birthed. Women cry at the sight of him and men want to be him. One day he will ride this majestic beast into the sunset with his forty foot tall rubber ducky Renaldo at his side. When this day cums. The world will be at peace. For the most gracious thing in the world has just happened.

When JV rides the chinese fire kitten into the sunset, all wars will end.

by I am the chosen one October 9, 2013

chinese stop light

when the driver of the car stops at a red light and everyone at the red light has to get out and run around the car before the light turns green.

we caravaned to Mexico while playing Chinese stop light at every light.

by Hahshsnhs February 7, 2017

chinese buffet pants

loose fitting pants, with elasticized waist band. Made to accommodate for the abdominal expansion that occurs after 2nd and subsequent visits to the all-you-can-eat buffet bar in Chinese (and other) buffet restaurants.

Chinese restaurant waiter: Hey, fat boy, your pants just ripped.... you go home now!
Fat Boy: Drat! Time for some new Chinese buffet pants.... just as soon as I finish this last plateful of remon chicken.

by obracadabra December 18, 2011

Chinese wise man

A breed of goat that has a prodominetely large amount of chin hair, resembling an old chinese wise man

That goat looks like a chinese wise man

by Micha E l Dunn April 21, 2009

chinese gas chamber

n. In the midst of a felatio while seated in a leather captain's chair, a man releases a horrendous death fart while applying the 40 pound hammer to the back of the woman's head forcing her to breath in nothing other than the sloppy poop burp.

Janice slowly knobbed by schlong while i gathered up toxic gas and quickly expelled it on the leather chair instantly thrusting her by the neck downwards into my hairy nigger crotch all black and nappy and smelly of being black and digusting and shit... oh yeah... giving her a waft of my anal atmosphere thus putting her through the chinese gas chamber.

by The Broomall Nig September 19, 2009

chinese ass hammer

Literally hammering a searing hot railroad spike into an asian girls asshole. Making sure she will never forget you
This is ofcourse a tribute to Chinese New Year.

"What did you and Ling Ling do last night?"
"Well since it was the Chinese New Year, I gave her the chinese ass hammer."
"Wow, she will never forget you..."

by ChristWhite December 17, 2008

Chinese earthquake drill

Similer to a Chinese fire drill; while waiting at a stop light or in traffic all occupants of the vehicle get out and shake the original vehicle or another one. This can be achived by jumping up and down on the bumpers and pushing the sides back and forth.

Dude, me and my friend were driving somewhere in two cars and I pulled a Chinese earthquake drill on him!

by gogg October 9, 2005