After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.
He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.
~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.
After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.
He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.
~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.
After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.
WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!
I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.
I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.
by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024

by Hgerm December 30, 2020

A term given to Red Heads. Around 1900, in a village close to the city of Liverpool, it was recorded that ‘if a redheaded man ventured to come to the door on New Year’s Eve as a ‘first-foot’, he was driven away and called a bloody Dane’.
by Bloody Dane January 23, 2022

friend 1: ay yo queef chief how was the bloody blunderbust?!?!
friend 2: *dead from internal bleeding*
friend 2: *dead from internal bleeding*
by flyingzombiepig August 31, 2022

when you cum so hard your dickhole starts to bleed and shoots red blood instead of semen
(beware it sometimes shoots so hard it hits the ceiling. will also be your most intense orgasm of all time. you will never have one like it again and it will make you miserable)
trying to recreate it tbh
(beware it sometimes shoots so hard it hits the ceiling. will also be your most intense orgasm of all time. you will never have one like it again and it will make you miserable)
trying to recreate it tbh
by creameria September 24, 2020

If you call bloody Mary in the mirror she won't kill you she loves probably just look like in between a ,33 yr old a wedding dress and some blood falling
by Richard bakes February 23, 2022

by El.Chicano May 23, 2025
