August 27th 2020

y'all thought something was gonna happen that day lmfaoo

Richard: Woah dude, it's august 27th 2020. What do you think is gonna happen?
Tyler: Bro nothing is gonna happen today. Tf.

by sweary mary October 11, 2020

August 23rd 2021

August 23rd is the day the kraken comes back from the US so she will need to be fucked very hard by panos. Okay seriously though Isaac she knows you are gay but she has missed you so she will need a sacrifice from u to kiss a woman that day. That is all.

Omg it’s August 23rd 2021 time to fuck an octopus

by _g3orgina_ August 2, 2021

august 11 2008

if you are born on august 11 2008 you are the cutest most kind person ever you will have a long life and have the best future you will have a lover at age 23 and have 3 kids two girls and one boy

is your birthday on august 11 2008 cause you remind me of someone

by your beast December 9, 2020

August 18th 2025

The death of president biden

"Holy shit The death of president biden. He got fucking JFKED!!!!!!"

"Wait when?"

"August 18th 2025"

by The Führer March 18, 2022

august 10th, 2003

Being born on this day means your fat but attractive. Some girls might fall in love with you and other will feel like your a creep. But that doesn't stop you from trying to get the girl of your dreams.

He must be born on august 10th, 2003

by Zaye March 21, 2017

August 22nd 2020

DRACOTOK’S ANNIVERSARY ✨🐍🎶😩 Bring your wands and light your mahogany apple candles it’s time to celebrate our ferret!

Aka the greatest date known to man. August 22nd 2020 is a blessing to all potterheads.

by s41nt_p0tt4h August 21, 2021

Ball Funk in August

A new fragrance by Victoria Secret to make women smell like balls in August.

Hi Shirley, have you smelled the new sent of the fall, Ball funk in August?

by Adam Schmidt October 7, 2006