August 28th

A Japanese bitches birthday

Bruh1: hey foo
Bruh2:what nih

Bruh1:you know what day it is?
Bruh2:nah

Bruh1: august 28th a Japanese bitches birthday

Bruh2:is it tsunami nih?

by add my snap @guys423 I do stre November 26, 2019

August 29

The day Treasure was born so we all must celebrate!

Person: It’s August 29th! You know what that means? We gotta party bro it’s treasures bday!

by TheRealSlimShady916 October 19, 2019

august 11 2008

if you are born on august 11 2008 you are the cutest most kind person ever you will have a long life and have the best future you will have a lover at age 23 and have 3 kids two girls and one boy

is your birthday on august 11 2008 cause you remind me of someone

by your beast December 9, 2020

August 8

Ask out your crush if you want to have sex.

Guy: it’s August 8.
Girl: so...
Guy: it’s ask out your crush if you want to have sex.

by TimmyIsFat December 22, 2020

August 4th

Fuck ur girl best friend day

This means that on August 4th, you should go fuck ur girl best friend 😏😎

by RobertHzjxystiejd August 4, 2021

August 18th 2025

The death of president biden

"Holy shit The death of president biden. He got fucking JFKED!!!!!!"

"Wait when?"

"August 18th 2025"

by The Führer March 18, 2022

31st of August

The day two sapphic bitches started dating, an international holiday.

"Omg today's 31st of august, let's go lesbeans!!!"

by chocolategore August 30, 2021