youthectomy

a. The forceful removal of teenagers.
b. The act of growing up suddenly.

a. The police officer performed a youthectomy on the party with surgical precision.

b. Your attitude stinks! Before you come to work tomorrow, you better do a youthectomy.

by Thomas Lafferty May 23, 2008

YouthScuse

When an individual realizes that the story they're telling makes them look incredibly stupid, and attempts to counteract this effect by quickly explaining that the activity being described occured during childhood, or at least a decade prior.

Dave: So, I had this funny habit of collecting the prettiest fall leaves I could find, but in the end, it...I mean...well, I was 11 at the time, so you understand.

Bill: You just gave a YouthScuse. I saw you collecting autumn leaves three weeks ago.

by Big Erik April 6, 2009

youthism

youthism ( state of mind ) It's time to break away from living, in fear and brainwashing from Society.

We are "the kids" your parents warned you about ,all grown up that don't let society determine the direction of our moral compass. There is no planet B: We're not colonizing the Milky Way any time soon .
This may be news to you! After all, you’re a decent and smart person with youthism.

My Youthism is like Peter Pan
but F**king Awesome !
I love You .

by freethinking and openminded June 13, 2017

youthanize

To "fatally" screw up someone's "natural" or "normal" progression into maturity; two of the most common forms of this abuse are to either invalidly/excessively tell a tender/naive-minded little one to "grow up already", or to put down an adult by "treating him like a five-year-old".

I signed up for adult-counselling in an effort to get my social screws tightened, and they did an excellent job --- one big way they helped me was to teach me to recognize when others were trying to youthanize me, and then simply disregard these verbal barbs so that they could no longer hurt me emotionally.

by QuacksO May 18, 2019

youter

to be jumping with an erection, while your erection continuously smacks you in the face.

i was youtering and i got a black eye

by mr. kalata June 21, 2008

Youtube Suicide

It means making a fool out of yourself or doing something terrible on the internet on your own intensions so that people will hate you forever.

Posting a video of you cursing at everyone (including the viewer) while showing you're face. Or in simple words, you want to be hated forever? well you post a video of yourself cursing at everyone or picking a fight whit a random stranger & then showing your face while you saiying you feel accomplished, while everyone will remember your face & will hate you forever. That is an example of " Youtube Suicide ".

by 00001234 November 5, 2012

youtube prank channels

A genre of content on YouTube made by pranksters who usually verbally or physically harass people and masquerade that as "entertainment". This kind of behavior is associated with ASPD or APD (Anti-Social Personality Disorder), this kind of species of people should not be supported, though most prank channels have been proven as fake.

YouTube prank channels are the worst content on YouTube, don't support them unless your idiot.

by ScorpioTitan@ur_mom's July 31, 2016