water nut

When you nut and it’s so clear that it looks like aquafina spring water. If you water nut in someone, it is impossible for pregnancy to occur.

“Did you just nut in me?”
“Nah, I water nutted so we’re good”

by dtheballer12345 November 16, 2017

Water lover

Someone that never dries off after taking a shower or washing their hands.
Often used by hydrophobic people.

Person A: Hey, you didn't dry your hands!
Person B: Idc.
Person A: You're a water lover!
Person B: No one cares.

by ChameleonDragon May 4, 2018

Water away

Water going in the opposite direction of where you would like it to be

Oh no a water away

by BigIanDries June 18, 2018

Water Rainbow

Metaphorically meaning "Natural Happiness". Since water is a pure and natural substance and a Rainbow symbolizes happiness than combining the words is just a metaphor for Natural Happiness. So being on a Water Rainbow basically means that you are just Naturally Happy.

David: "Yo, how you always in such a good mood?"
Mark: " Man i just always stay positive by being on the water rainbow"

Henry: "Yo are you high or something, what are you on dude?"
Jordan:" Naw man I stay drug free, im just on that water rainbow

by Brandan Anthony May 10, 2018

Water Bob

To receive fellatio in a body of water such as a pool, hot tub or ocean.

Rachel and I went for a skinny dip in the hotel pool and I ended up getting a water bob.

I was relaxing in the hot tub at my grandma’s neighborhood clubhouse when an old lady joined me and gave me a toothless water bob.

by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018

water balance

a shitty thing you learn about in grade 9 ecology

what the fuck is water balance

by G3 WougE March 11, 2019

Water Fucker

When you swim butterfly really well and you fuck the water and become a water fucker. You may end up getting someone else pregnant, so use protection!!

Drew is the best water fucker! He is the water fucking God! He got everyone else pregnant!

by Water Fucking God May 25, 2019