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Non-Twin Twin

When you're the older brother to a sister three years your junior and, due to development timeline differences, you end up resembling twins your entire life. Oftentimes this phenomenon results in common themes present in actual real life twins. Twin telepathy, for example, is one of these anomalies and is described as one twin being able to access the thoughts and feelings of the other twin without any signs or prompting.

Her: hey Tom, what's that movie where -
Him: The Princess Bride, for the 7th time ?!?!?!
Her: thanks! Was stuck in my head...
Her: hey! do you want to ligh-
Him: Light up? I have a J prepped waiting for you to ask
Her: word! I've been hustling my ass all day and
Him: And you ran out two days ago... yeah, I know. I gotchu sissy
Her: Preciate' it Non-Twin Twin
by TDiesel December 16, 2019
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Twin towered

I wanna get twin towered by those identical twins right there
by huntynutcheerio November 21, 2019
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Food Twins

When you consciously or subconsciously eat the same exact meals as another person.
My friend and I ate the same thing for breakfast, lunch and dinner, and we weren't even hanging out, we're Food Twins.
by FoodTwins August 14, 2017
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the better twin

Is lina not matter what vee and Anastasia say
by Bts07 September 25, 2020
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Disability Twins

A couple who live off the proceeds of DLA (Disability living allowance) While actually not suffering any ailments. Person A is the carer. They spend all their life (external life) looking after person B (The inflicted) who, for example has a sore back from sofa loafing and its now turned into paralysis from the neck down. After months or years of fake caring, its time for person A to claim illness too so they can also claim DLA, generally its stress related or something they have seen on C4 Shameless that lets them have more cash than working a 30K a year job (As that requires getting up on a morning)
OI George, look over there, Lou and Andy are out parading their fake illness again, I saw 'em through the curtains last night on the Kinect doing the Zumba. Fecking Disability twins are at it again.
by workshy willy November 26, 2011
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Twin Bitches

Twin Bitches are Bitches who are exactly alike physically and mentally. They tend to act bitchy in unison and are never seen alert.
Alert! Alert! Twin Bitches are approaching! I repeat, Twin Bitches are approaching!
by Bitch Expert August 22, 2019
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Half Twins

Fraternal twins that are conceived between one mother and two different fathers, usually at an orgy or gangbang.
Skylar: Wait you guys think I'm dating Trayvon? Eww gross, we're half twins!
by Tyrone Watson April 4, 2021
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