by Frostydaddy123 December 9, 2016
Get the Turtle penismug. "Turtle" refering to the protruding pregnant female abdomen and "Jockey" referring to the male rider: One who engages in traditional or anal sex with a pregant (knocked up) woman.
Joe: "I fucked Suzy in the McDonald's parking lot."
Frank: "I heard that she's 7 months pregnant!"
Joe: "She is but I still banged her."
Frank: "You fuck'n turtle jockey!"
Frank: "I heard that she's 7 months pregnant!"
Joe: "She is but I still banged her."
Frank: "You fuck'n turtle jockey!"
by Mike Alexander June 17, 2007
Get the turtle jockeymug. A gay sex term when one man has a limp penis and the other man has a erection and they touch penises
The two men where in the middle of intercourse but one man became turned off so they decided to do a frozen turtle
by Butxh September 20, 2015
Get the Frozen turtlemug. The act of recieving many extra lives on the original Super Mario Bros. for Nintendo. At the end of world 3-1 you bounce on the turtle coming dowm the stairs leading to the castle thus increasing your extra lives.
The same as beetle bumps except much easier to do.
The same as beetle bumps except much easier to do.
John: Dude, dont forget to get your turtle tips when you get top the end of world 3-1 because you really suck at this game and you need all the lives you can get.
Mark: Oh yeah; thanks for reminding me.
Mark: Oh yeah; thanks for reminding me.
by Copernicus P. Einstein July 2, 2009
Get the turtle tipsmug. What happens when a drunk falls into a garbage bin with the arms and legs out of the bin and the body bent double and stuck in the bin. Only fixed by falling onto your side and asking for assistance.
Al was talking to the liquor licenseing policeman when her drunk friend fell backwards into bin and created a bin turtle.
by Hernandez Chambero March 4, 2009
Get the Bin Turtlemug. by lixisquid January 1, 2015
Get the Kissing Turtlesmug. by Tarkine May 26, 2010
Get the Turtle Flopmug.