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turtle jockey

"Turtle" refering to the protruding pregnant female abdomen and "Jockey" referring to the male rider: One who engages in traditional or anal sex with a pregant (knocked up) woman.
Joe: "I fucked Suzy in the McDonald's parking lot."
Frank: "I heard that she's 7 months pregnant!"
Joe: "She is but I still banged her."
Frank: "You fuck'n turtle jockey!"
by Mike Alexander June 17, 2007
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Turtle penis

The long purple penis of a turtle that is straw-like
by Frostydaddy123 December 9, 2016
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Riding Turtle

Riding turtle is a popular meme on WoW, an epic item obtainable via online code on a rare card from the WoW Collectible Card Game. People spam it in trade channels in major cities like StormWind, often to form a movie title. depending on the realm it can be seen more often then even Chuck Norris jokes.
by EternalHERO August 23, 2008
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Mine Turtle

Karl:WATCH OUT ITS MINE TURTLE
Bomb:hello
*Explodes*
by TheSnivy January 12, 2017
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Turtle Flop

Verb. To flop ones Turtle. Commonly used when out clubbin with seals (ie seal clubbin)
That guy just did a massive Turtle Flop and no body noticed...I wonder where the Seal went...
by Tarkine May 26, 2010
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Kissing Turtles

When two guys dress up in drag and scissor each other's butt holes
I can't wait to be Kissing Turtles with you tonight.
by lixisquid January 1, 2015
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turtle tips

The act of recieving many extra lives on the original Super Mario Bros. for Nintendo. At the end of world 3-1 you bounce on the turtle coming dowm the stairs leading to the castle thus increasing your extra lives.
The same as beetle bumps except much easier to do.
John: Dude, dont forget to get your turtle tips when you get top the end of world 3-1 because you really suck at this game and you need all the lives you can get.
Mark: Oh yeah; thanks for reminding me.
by Copernicus P. Einstein July 2, 2009
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