Its too early for this shit

Too sleep-deprived in the morning to care. Where the fuck is my coffee?

Chaos is in the background at 7 in the morning.
Why the fuck am I here? I should have drank my coffee, its too early for this shit. *Random scream* Bro Stfu

by IhaveToomuchInternetAcess March 29, 2025

I have too much homework to do

what are you doing here than... what are u doing with ur life... or WHAT AM I EVEN DOING I ALSO HAVE AN ESSAY TO DO

Guy 1: ok now go do your homework and good luck:))
Guy 2: thanks, but I have too much homework to do...
Guy 1: smae:((

by helo:) March 19, 2023

TOO MUCH SEX

When ppl don't really know what they doing, they be dumb asf, they be mad clumsy, make too many mistakes, or can't do shit right, also they think too much about it

Mike: Yo gang wsv wit u bro why you actin mad clumsy boy ugly ahh nigga?

(*Group laughing*)

Mike: Too much sex tdy?

(Group laughs again)

by Mike Will 23 Chillin May 27, 2025

the "&" symbol is too dope.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: the "&" symbol is too dope.

by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025

The "&" symbol is too dope.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1:Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The "&" symbol is too dope.

by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025

it's a joke not a dick don't take it too hard

thing to say when someone bitches about a biology joke

z3ma b9a lih i3raf ghi les gènes dialo, it's a joke not a dick don't take it too hard

by Ayoub_Amer December 23, 2016

The ease is too breezy

I, Jadon Sancho, have just signed for Liverpool Football Club.

"The ease is too breezy"

Yeah, welcome to the club *Klopp Hug*

by TAA's Right Foot December 04, 2019