too euro

€

Too euro: trying too hard w/ no shame. Not bougie but almost there.

Kind of like too money, but elitist as fuck.

"Last week when we got caught in the rain, Jane refused to use my extra umbrella because the handle wasn't genuine Prada plastic. Then, when we got to my house, she wouldn't use any of my towels until I could prove their high thread count! That girl is too euro for my tastes."

"She only drinks wine if it costs more than $20 per bottle. That chick is way too fucking euro for me, no matter how hot she is."

by Gurkman March 27, 2013

Too Wet To Plow

A book on farming.

Also a great joke about the vagina being so wet that the noise made while having intercourse is so loud that it may wake up neighbors. Thus it is too wet to plow.

Man that shit was too wet to plow last night!

by DroppingBOWS October 2, 2014

too turnt two wheels

The local alcoholics that have duis in the town of Lasalle/Peru and ride their bikes everywhere including to the bars and their jobs

I just saw too turnt two wheels ride his bike to the liquor store

by Bk2333 January 8, 2015

too plastic

When a BITCH that has big tits/ass walks by and there fits/ass look fake

Damn DAT gir is too plastic

by Whalecakes101 March 15, 2015

Too cat

Someone who is scared/afraid.

I.e. someone who is a "pussy"

1:"Hey man, do a backflip off that bridge"
2: "He won't, he's too cat"

by JimiDean September 29, 2016

too much mac

When you eat WAY too much mac&cheese in front of an Apple computer

Last night I had too much mac. I can't remember much.

by MlgDoge 160000 December 16, 2016

it's a joke not a dick don't take it too hard

thing to say when someone bitches about a biology joke

z3ma b9a lih i3raf ghi les gènes dialo, it's a joke not a dick don't take it too hard

by Ayoub_Amer December 23, 2016