The myth, the man, the coffee-powered machine that somehow stays tired. Tony El Chong Cuey is the guy who drinks triple espressos for breakfast, and still yawns through life like he's been on a 72-hour bender in Vegas. Despite caffeine having zero effect on him, he remains loyal to coffee because it's not about the energy-it's about the grind.
El Chong Cuey is fearless... Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee."
El Chong Cuey is fearless... Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee."
by Caffeine Crusher January 13, 2025
Get the Tony El Chong Cueymug. A lot of people refer to calling tony big daddy tony because he’s just big daddy also yomaris says it alllll the time
by Skiderbachi June 10, 2021
Get the Big daddy tonymug. by Mindofakind November 18, 2023
Get the Tony luckmug. A turtle character from the "SpongeBob SquarePants" universe, revealed in 2020 to be the long-sleeping inhabitant of Patrick’s rock house. This plot twist highlights the unexpected backstory of Patrick's home, as the series began during Tony's 30-year slumber, starting on May 1, 1999.
Did you hear about Tony? He’s the turtle who was actually living in Patrick’s rock the whole time! I can't believe they kept that twist under wraps for so long!
by Emotional Cruiser August 21, 2025
Get the Tonymug. by tonyhater911 June 1, 2021
Get the Tonymug. 
Pulling a Tony Mo is the epitome of being Tony Mo. It means to go stinky mo godmode over 10 times a day in the bathroom without stopping. When Tony Mo does this, his intelligence increases by 3.455.
by Tony Mo January 20, 2021
Get the Pulling a Tony Momug.