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Wife

A female with duties of feeding and cleaning up after their families until the day they die!!
Father says “what’s for dinner dear?”
Wife answers “anything you want hunny”
by anonymous July 10, 2024
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Dutchmans wife

When someone clogs the toilet with a monster dump
Bro, I couldn't go to the toilet at work today because someone dropped the dutchmans wife off
by Benza2023 October 10, 2023
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cock wife

1. any person who is made of cocks or who was born with or had extra cocks added surgically. 2. any woman who has all holes filled all the time. 3. an ignorant person.
jimmy:i just figured out my girlfriend was a cock wife. tommy: ewww what a whore
by greenday0398 November 2, 2008
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Trophy wife

Refers to the boyfriend of NFL Quarterback Josh Allen
WAG 1: Damn, the Trophy Wife is back in buffalo
WAG 2: Who Hailee?
WAG 1: Yes of course, who else is a trophy wife?
WAG 2: Hailee never left buffalo, she's been her for 12 months.

WAG 1 & 2 Rejoice Together: She's one of, one of us! ooooh JINX!
by xanik January 16, 2024
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Michael Jackson's wife

her name is Perpetua-Felicidad , it is sometimes written as Perpetua-Felicity , and addressed as Michael Jackson HildaHvshki .
She is also known in the entertainment industry and chatainment as Jackson Monilium . She got married to MJ in 1985 Nov 9, and they are still married.

She is the only real wife of Michael Joseph Jackson.
Michael Joseph Jackson's wife is very intelligent.
Michael Jackson's wife is very rich.
Michael Jackson's wife is a real life Royalty.
by Jackson Monilium February 15, 2021
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Status wife

A wife married to a baller and gains status and privileges.
She married to the baller on your street with the G Wagon bruh. She got everything, money, nice car, LV bags, Burberry coat, big house, she got baller wife status shii. She's a real Status Wife.
by 306Rawj August 29, 2024
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Sebastian’s wife

it’s @scrletwidow obv😏 who else would it be✨
scrletwidow is Sebastian’s wife
by daddysebastian June 15, 2021
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