usually a annoying-ass individual who thinks he/she is a hippie and pretty much the reincarnation of "Jimmy Hendrix". These "Turd Trolls" are mostly famous for their turd-like dredlocks, which are fashioned by week old piece of turd found in the jungles of South Africa, but to obtain this majestic substance they must fight off the powerful wilderbeasts of the jungle with their extremely terrible taste in music. Thus the music was so audibly painful, the wilderbeasts jumped off the tallest of mountains and committed suicide. After this vicious battle, the "Turd Troll" calls his servants of dung beetles to roll up the "goods" and rub and roll the turd on their head, swirling their poorly damaged hair around it. Atlas! You have your "Turd Troll". These species of people usually wear tie-dye and wish they were Jamaican, even though they're white as hell.
Person #1: "Hey is that a "Turd Troll"?
Person #2: Does he have dredlocks and wearing tie-dye
with Jimmy Hendrix on it?
Person #1: Yup.
Person #2: Then, he is a Turd Troll.
Person #1: Awwww, poor douchebag.
Person #2: Does he have dredlocks and wearing tie-dye
with Jimmy Hendrix on it?
Person #1: Yup.
Person #2: Then, he is a Turd Troll.
Person #1: Awwww, poor douchebag.
by j-jello January 7, 2010
Get the Turd Trollmug. A line drawn in a troll thread on a forum that declares that every poster after them has been trolled.
Troll line!
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Every poster below this has been trolled.
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Every poster below this has been trolled.
by No Homo *I'M A TROLL* March 14, 2011
Get the troll linemug. message was posted in a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument.
by Comeasur May 21, 2007
Get the troll foddermug. An organization formed in early 1984. Its sole purpose is to protect online forums,blogs,videos, and more recently online gaming. The focus of the group are monstrous beings known as trolls and flamers. These creatures are known to cause disruptions in either large crowds or individuals. Their sole purpose is to get attention. Attention is the fuel that drives them. The Troll Police attempt to combat this sending out the message "Kill your local troll today by simply taking their attention away!" This rather simplistic saying has saved thousands and is responsible for the destruction of at least 2000 trolls and flamers. This amazing accomplishment is just simple proof that the Troll Police are making a difference in the online world today. So just remember this the next time you encounter a troll or flamer when your online.
"Omg DUDE i just said taylor swift sucks on her most viewed video"-random troll
"DUDE THE TROLL POLICE ARE GONNA FUCK YOU UP"-random troll's friend
"DUDE THE TROLL POLICE ARE GONNA FUCK YOU UP"-random troll's friend
by Troll Police Officer #1 May 8, 2010
Get the Troll Policemug. A race of monstrous creatures found in caverns and dark places. They are known from an encounter with the Fellowship of the Ring as they passed through Moria, but were evidently found elsewhere in Middle-earth, too. These trolls, along with orcs and perhaps other creatures, were originally sent to inhabit Moria by Sauron some five hundred years before the War of the Ring.
The cave-trolls of Moria were of huge size with a skin of dark green scales, and flat, toeless feet. The fact that Gandalf was able to recognise the creature he encountered in Moria specifically as a cave-troll strongly suggests that this appearance was shared by others of the kind.
Cave Trolls are in the same species as Russo but the true way to tell them apart is by the thickness of their manhood. A russo usually has a very thick but short penis like a tuna can.
The cave-trolls of Moria were of huge size with a skin of dark green scales, and flat, toeless feet. The fact that Gandalf was able to recognise the creature he encountered in Moria specifically as a cave-troll strongly suggests that this appearance was shared by others of the kind.
Cave Trolls are in the same species as Russo but the true way to tell them apart is by the thickness of their manhood. A russo usually has a very thick but short penis like a tuna can.
I got attacked by a bunch of russos i mean cave trolls and swingin clubs ultimately breaking everything that is valuable.
Is it me or does that russo i mean cave troll hav no teeth.
Is it me or does that russo i mean cave troll hav no teeth.
by Dave7881 September 16, 2005
Get the Cave Trollmug. A large fridge shaped woman, that is in a constant state of complaint and unapproval. This Fridge shaped woman can find no satisfaction in life and will complain about anything and everyone.
The Large fridge shaped gunther troll grunted as it slowly moved down the hall. It arrived back to its desk and began a 3 hour conversation bitching about how fat people are. e.g. see irony
by gunther trolls anonymous December 3, 2007
Get the Gunther Trollmug. Somebody who sends endless amounts of time trolling myspace usually in pursuit of Finding your friends and reading you blogs and your comments and looking at your pics...
Marko goes on jimmys page to see who's his friends are so he can add them to his friends list...Myspace Troll
by j_soul September 25, 2007
Get the myspace trollmug.