thunder pavillion

An outhouse; an outside no-running-water toilet in a small shed. True "Thunder Pavillions" are located at a cottage and situated out in the woods. Being a little "rough" and "ramshackle" helps. Common items found inside a Thunder Pavillion include cobwebs, a tin of ashes or lime, dust, 1-ply toilet paper, and a stick. Normally used only in "desperate" situations...

"I had to go so bad I had a turtlehead, but Buddy was in the bathroom, so I had to go use the Thunder Pavillion!" "I didn't want to stink up the cottage so I used the Thunder Pavillion."

by Woodenhead July 31, 2008

Big Thunder

A large car that can carry a lot of people. Driver plays good music.

chloe: what are we doing this weekend?
jack: we're road trippin' in Lauren's Big Thunder!! You in? Everyone is going.
chloe: HELL YEAH!

by lolococopopo June 2, 2018

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A rare individual. When found in its true from, it manages to combine qualities of the bitch, the blabbermouth, and the cum dumpster in a veritable shitstorm of evil. The cock-juggling thunder cunt is in fact so evil, that it transcends the plane of the urban, and lives on the plane of the spiritual. Spiritually speaking, it is akin to if Satan douched out his vagina and then left the contents of his vaginal douche in the fridge for like a month and a half, because Satan's a big asshole and would do that kinda thing, even though it would mean all the butter and yogurt in there would start to smell like douche and you'd have to throw it out because he didn't even have the common sense to open up another thing of baking soda because i know there's already one in there but he know's it's old. The cock-juggling thunder cunt should be avoided at all costs. A friend or relative beginning an intimate or sexual relationship with a cock-juggling thunder cunt requires strict measures of spiritual salvation including, although not limited to, "Dude, what the fuck? Alright, come on out with us tonight, we're gonna get you LAID." If you yourself encounter a cock-juggling thunder cunt, call her out as one, then jingle any loose change you have in your pockets as a distraction and back away slowly. If she corners you, just remember her fatal weaknesses: that all of her friends hate her, the combination of Sex in the City and Edy's Cookies and Cream, and of course, cock juggling.

“I hate bartending beside that cock juggling thunder cunt”

“I just broke up with one of those cock juggling thunder cunts”

by Katalyna October 8, 2021

Thunder clap

A thunder clap is when a female soulmate or just a female in general claps her A** on a man d**k where the point it sound like a thunder storm

I swear to god she hit me with that thunder clap last night. She made me bust lowkey

by Jah too raw February 21, 2021

Thunder-D

The Dick responsible for an epic fuck session that leaves the participants wondering, ‘What the fuck just happened”!!

When Larry received Margaret’s Venmo for rent, he was delighted that , “For bringing the Thunder-D“ was in the memo line.

by SuperFoxx March 17, 2022

thunder muffin

The swelling of a woman's pelvic mound and she becomes overtaken with last. Swole out and aroused vagina. Vagina ready to pounce on her man.

My girlfriend is going through a horny phase and her thunder muffin is about to do damage like a tornado on the war path.

by AAA-Wordsworth April 26, 2022

Majestic Thunder

He's totally the sexiest kid in the whole school. I wish I could date him but he's too out of my league. He'll probably never notice me with all of the other girls.

Me: He's totally the sexiest kid in school.
Friend: Don't get any idea he's MINE!
Passerby: NO HE'S MY Majestic Thunder!!!!
Me: HE'LL ALWAYS BE MY ONE TRUE LOVE!!!!!!

by Lyla Scoles November 21, 2016