A Balanced Suck

A term used to describe when a situation really sucks, however it sucks for more than just that one person or individual, for example two armies fighting in a flooded city is a sucky situation for both therefore, balanced. Hence "A Balanced Suck."

"I hate that new feature"
"Yeah man same, it makes it harder for both teams."
"I guess its a balanced suck then..."
"Not so bad then I suppose."

by rayuk October 25, 2022

Sucking the wrapper

When you suck someones dick when they have a condom on

Dude she was sooo sucking the wrapper last night

by Ava eats cock March 14, 2019

Seminole suck

A blow job in which the receiver finishes on the giver's face and paints the semen on their face like war paint.

"Dude, this girl from delta zelta last night gave me a Seminole suck last night. Her face was painted with my cum."

by seminoleslayer69 September 13, 2023

wasp sucking

mumbling your words

i could'nt understand a word she said , she was wasp sucking

by wasp sucker May 16, 2018

hope suck

When life tries you a curveball.
And you accidentally drop your vape in a swimming pool and then you hope suck it , looking for signs of life.

I shit , I just jumped off the dock with my Vape. Time to to “Hope Suck”!!

by Stephaniewjy December 15, 2022

Suck Pirate

Some who is not picky about what or how they suck

What a f*cking suck pirate

by Mribpd September 17, 2015

Suck a shit

A combination of “eat shit” and “suck a dick”. To be used as an insult, When you can’t decide which to use

Person A: “Hey bro, could you help me with my homework?”

Person B: “nah bro, suck a shit”

Person A: “eat shit and suck a dick”
Person B: “nah,you can suck a shit”

by Slanggmaker88 November 11, 2020