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Paul-Peen Hammer

The act of inserting the claw end of a hammer into your lovers anus, and then furiously yanking upward, thus mimicking the fresh churning of butter in the mid 19th century.
Paul was getting the Paul-Peen Hammer from David when things got out of hand, and a window was broken when the hammer slipped out of David's hands.
by BB's Mom January 6, 2023
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put on a good hammer

Basically to get shit faced or unbelievably drunk. To get hammered.
Damn, its been almost 3 weeks since I put on a good hammer.
by Blaze bro 23 May 18, 2011
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flying fuck hammer

An insult used by an obviously higher individual. Can also used when excited or surprised.
Sergio, you are officially a flying fuck hammer
by crazymotherfucker7777 December 18, 2011
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Bathroom Ban Hammer

The act of taking a poop in a bathroom urinal and getting rejected for future use of a bathroom. Also can be treated as an item depending on the shape of the dookie.
There was only one stall in the bathroom, but the urinal was open so I had to drop a mud monkey in that instead. Unfortunately I got the bathroom ban hammer.
by Ithinktoomuch2think May 7, 2019
mugGet the Bathroom Ban Hammermug.

Alabama hammer slammer

When two males are fuck in a woman and pull out and slosh her in both temples with their ducks resulting in knocking her out.
by Mcfudge21 February 15, 2017
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Missouri Mountain Hammer

A redneck built like a lumber jack, who has a penis so big, he can break boulders with the slap of his giant cock.
“Did you hear what Greg did?

I heard he roughed up Angie pretty good.

That’s what a Missouri Mountain Hammer will do to a pretty little thing.”
by Dudeman the Dingleberry God February 20, 2023
mugGet the Missouri Mountain Hammermug.

jack-hammer style

A position wherein the woman is standing on her head and the man is standing above her thrusting downward while having sex.
OMG! YES BABY!! GIVE IT TO ME JACK-HAMMER STYLE!!!
by JULI ROXXX June 22, 2019
mugGet the jack-hammer stylemug.

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