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Men's Birds

Something that is revered by homosexual men world wide. Although it is not avian by nature. Rather it's the grotesque obsession with a man's penis. In Filipino culture, bird is colloquial term for male genitalia.
"I really love men's birds"
- Nick Knox
by Hondasexual January 8, 2024
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Two and a half men

A gay threescore where one member is either very short or a midget.
I was smashed last night. Way too many Jager shots. I woke up next to a midget and a really good looking guy. Two and a half Men. You can find d it on Urban Dictionary. I just never imagined I'd experience one.
by The¥/ May 11, 2023
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Big buff oily men

A guy who is very big and buffed up from the gym and is slobbered up in big amounts of oil all over their body and is apart of the male species looking for an alpha female.
you know that girl would look good with big buff oily men!
by chickenbutt64 November 21, 2023
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It belongs in a museum!
Yes, Dad --- I admit that I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men". Yeah, yeah --- just like I stupidly let your Grail diary fall into the hands of the Nazis! Don't call me "Junior".
by QuacksO December 1, 2023
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Ahhhh Scary Men

Virtual football club consisting of people who only know how to use the buttons R1 and square to score spammy goals. Probably the most racist football club known to man. Also known as R1 Squarey Men.
DBT denied a default win to Ahhhh Scary Men in the tenth minute after the opposition quit out
by cagslayer May 26, 2022
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men

a species of human who got voting rights first and can get whips at the age of 2.
by urm0mmm May 29, 2022
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Picking on MEN

How many of these do I have to do, Jordan? It LOOK TO ME like we ONLY CARE SELECTIVELY when we can use it to prevent someone from becoming on of the special people but if the SPECIAL PEOPLE do it it's fine.
Hym "Hey what happens to your reputation if you're picking on MEN, Jordan? What happens if you're a charlatan? To you're reputation? What happens if you collectively try to impose schizophrenia on someone? Oh wait... This. This is what happens. I am the consequences of your collective actions. What's my score? I know it's AT LEAST 2. What's the score?"
by Hym Iam August 15, 2023
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