Long Island Whitefish

A used condom found floating up on the beach.

We enjoyed a nice barefoot stroll on the beach until I felt the sickening squish of a Long Island Whitefish under my toes.

by James Lichtenfels February 13, 2009

Long-distance Relationship

A relationship some say is doomed to fail. It generally consists of two people who live in completely separate locations who have romantic feelings for one another.

Kyle, who lives in Sydney, Australia, is in a long-distance relationship with Ashley, who lives in the U.S.

by Sinkes January 1, 2009

Mother love me, long time, long time

a meme once said by dizaster as a diss track to jin.

Jin: America Bad
Dizaster: Mother love me, long time, long time
Sucky sucky fucky fucky
Wonton, Hong Kong, Hong Kong
Wonton, Hong Kong, wonton
One time, one time, wonton
Love me long time
Feed on my long schlong
Go back to Hong Kong gong
I'll send you back to Hong Kong
Pair a wonton, wonton,

by SerbianWarCriminal May 6, 2019

long dick johnson

A man named Johnson who has a dick so long that it appears in his name.

There goes Long dick Johnson with his long dick again.

by Dicky boi April 24, 2017

Night of the Long Knives

Nazi purge of the Sturmabtielung (storm troopers) branch of Hitler's supporters. During this night in 1934, Heinrich Himmler and the SS (Schutz Staffel) assassinated much of the SA leadership, including Ernst Rohm. Rohm was one of Hitler's early supporters and head of the Brown Shirts.

German 1: Did you hear about old Ernie Rohm?
German 2: Yeah, I heard he got bumped off during the Night of the Long Knives.

by Down vith zee nazis June 8, 2012

really long time

A really long time is shorter than a super long time but longer than a long time. Really long times can be long but not too long or else it will be a super long time and that's too long. If it is not long enough it only me a long time and that's l
Not long.

Tommy's dad left him for a really long time

by Mrcheeseheads123 January 5, 2017

long boy

an extremely tall and skinny male

"Wow, that guy is long"

"Yeah, he's one long boy"

by ughhh3 May 14, 2018