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Internet Explorer

The Internet browsing equivalent of a dried-up phallus rotting at the bottom of a well full of century-old semen and piss.
Internet User 1: "Do you use Internet Explorer?"
Internet user 2: "Do I look like a bag of used tampons to you?"
Internet User 1: "Uh.. no...?"
Internet User 2: "There's you're answer. Now get back on your knees, I still have 20 more minutes."
by N00berson McGee June 12, 2013
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Internet Suicide

The act of intentionally getting yourself banned from a website or forum.
Man, you can't go around posting the f-word everywhere, that's internet suicide!
by Yet Another Cool Dude December 30, 2009
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Internet refugee

A person who is either unable or unwilling to receive an Internet connection at home, forcing them to travel to public places with free Wi-Fi in order to get online.
If you go to any Freebirds you can see the internet refugees sitting in the corner with their laptops.
by SigurJ November 1, 2008
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Internet pissed

A state of being far more mad about something than one should be.

Derived from the fact that anything on the internet should not piss you off to the point of wasting your energy on it.

The first impression of this word is that it indicates that the person's pissed-offedness is more serious than average, but in reality it indicates that the pissed-off person is the only one taking the matter seriously. These are usually the kind of people who believe the internet is serious business.
I was a tiny bit pissed that the bus was 15 minutes late, but George was INTERNET pissed, and was about ready to kick the bus driver in the teeth.
by Trooth January 18, 2008
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internet blushing

this is when your propositioned with a tricky situation/scenario whilst online.
person1: dude she totally asked me out last night, i started internet blushing

person2: sick!
by AdamTomRichLuke December 17, 2011
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Internet Gangster

An True Internet Gangster is one who strives to make the most out of their time they spend online to exploit niche markets, discover new niche markets, run auto blogs, make ebay and amazon their bitch and turn it into real cash money.

Not to be confused with the idiots who act tough online.
That dude been making like 4 to 5k a month online, hes a real internet gangster.
by iwastopratedthenbanned March 27, 2011
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Internet Explorer

The Worst Web Browser Ever! I called it "Internet Sexplorer" when it was crashed after I clicked 2 links I downloaded Firefox at that time. However, I need to use Internet Explorer for some Microsoft sites because the dumb Microsoft's new Sliverlight , ActiveX and other Web applications to let people use
Internet Explorer is a piece of BULLSHIT!
by SandaimeSpaceManInfinity March 25, 2008
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