is a root vegetable, usually orange in color, though purple, red, white, and yellow varieties exist. It has a crisp texture when fresh. it would be an perfect vegatable if not for the sorrow that it is as long as it is wide. making it imposible to eat correctly much like a chode.
Camille: you said you made vegtable soup where are the carrots?
Tyler: i was going to buy some but the supermarket only had fat, short, Chode Carrots
Tyler: i was going to buy some but the supermarket only had fat, short, Chode Carrots
by Tybunk October 27, 2010
Chode law was created after a lifetime of studying by one of the greatest engineers the Midlands has ever seen. He wishes to remain unknown but will forever be heralded by those who know him for his excellent research and thesis on Chode Law.
Chode Law states that; The length of a chode is inversely proportionate to its girth.
Chode Law states that; The length of a chode is inversely proportionate to its girth.
by Shotgun_Norman October 02, 2017
A stupid and/or retarded person(s); Someone who commits general douchiery because it's funny to them when people get mad.
Man, Jimmy is such a Chode Whack. He's constantly making annoying goddamn comments during people's conversations
by Donny Smith Toodles November 21, 2010
You're such a chode sprinkle!
This class sucks chode sprinkles!
I love you, you're my little chode sprinkle!
This class sucks chode sprinkles!
I love you, you're my little chode sprinkle!
by Maple Sarup! :D April 01, 2010
Pressing on the chode right before male ejaculation prolonging orgasm and increasing pleasure!
Long live the chode
Long live the chode
by SJ&K w/help from Dr. T November 06, 2006
by Sam January 30, 2005
Adj. meaning a girl or possible a guy that is known for blowing a chode, or an abnormally short and stubby dick.
Kelsi: My mouth hurts....
Kyle: What are you, a chode blower or something?
Kelsi: I did get pretty drunk tonight.....
Kyle: What are you, a chode blower or something?
Kelsi: I did get pretty drunk tonight.....
by Kyle Lloyd August 23, 2008