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Tank Driver

A skinny dude who has a sexual infatuation with fat women. Typically targets them as they're easier than high maintenance broads.
Harold: Man have you seen Johnny lately?
Tim: Nah he's been off driving tanks again.

Harold: he sure is one for them plus size girls. I guess he's a "tank driver" now.
by Hard Eric Sean August 12, 2016
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Tank

A dude who carries around an unusual amount of testosterone and never skips an opportunity to call you beta
Dave: Hey Bill, we had a nice workout session this morning, wanna go again tonight?

Bill: Yeah bro of course, the usual 3 hours?

Dave: Dude how else are we gonna be the tanks of the family
by cracee June 25, 2021
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Tank

Someone who is athletically or academically outstanding.
The girl was so tank at baseball! She got a home run!
by TankAtThis June 11, 2010
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Tank Job

A restroom prank or act of revenge where one removes the lid of the toilet tank and defecates in the tank before replacing the lid. The next poor bastard that uses the toilet will be greeted by bits of your stool as the bowl refills.
My boss was such an asshole today I left him a tank job to deal with. Hope he has plenty of bleach!
by jdirtybird May 16, 2025
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World of tanks blitz

A game where only the rich prosper even though its made in a Russian country which makes it capitalist
james: hey i think you should play world of tanks blitz
John:U wot m8???
by Panzer35t On Blitz October 5, 2020
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Tank

The Chinese protesters were blown up by tanks
by Sjsjsisi August 19, 2021
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Cup holder in a tank

Something added at the last minute that was never designed to be used.
Article 50 (Brexit) is like a cup holder in a tank.
by Cxrter January 3, 2017
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