Spooge Tank

A slut who huffs so much genitalia they end up full to their eyelids.

Dude! Stay away from that Spooge Tank! She’s got like 5 septillion chromosomes in there!

by Harpoon#1 March 15, 2021

think tank wank

when you bust a nut only with your imagination or replaying memories of events in your head

commonly performed when internet access is poor

my phone ran out of charge and i lost my charger so i had to have a think tank wank instead.

by Toe_Cutter October 29, 2023

Mind Tanking

To absorb an absurd amount of educational material for prolonged periods of time without writing it down.

Nikita: I'm learning so much here it's cray

Andrew: Are you writing any of this down or just mind tanking?

by Splunkit April 08, 2017

Infantry Tank

A relatively high armored tank used to support infantryman in attacks. Usually slow due to heavy armor.

"The Valentine is an Infantry Tank."

by HungryWeeb February 22, 2022

Friendship Gas Tank

The metaphorical container that holds all the liberties in a friendship. Occasionally needs refilling to keep the friendship in a proper give-take equilibrium. Can be refilled by one friend giving the other friend food, alcohol, sexual favors, money, rides, or even filling their actual gas tank.

Molly: "Mike, can you drive me around to do some errands today?"

Mike: "It's been a while since you filled up the friendship gas tank..."

Molly: "What if I buy you Taco Bell?"

Mike: "Deal"

by Mike the LCB March 20, 2012

Greg on a tank

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This is Greg. He's on a tank

I love Greg on a tank

by Crackerwacker74 February 07, 2023

gaming tank

A tank with extremely modern features, such as AbramsX or T-14

Guy 1: "Did you see Germany's new gaming tank?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, the reformers' blood is boiling and it's so funny to watch"

by honb December 02, 2022