Van

a name for a gender neutral person who falls in love way to fast

person one: hey do u know that person van?
person 2: yeah we've known each other for 3 days and they already have a crush on me.

by poopy cum December 27, 2021

brittany van pelt

My wife❤️ The most beautiful woman in the universe. Every day you amaze me, you captivate and fill my heart up. You give me hope, strength, purpose and vision. No one will ever compare to you. You are my heart and soul. You are perfect in every aspect and I am so thankful to call you my wife. I more than love you ❤️

Brittany Van Pelt my wife, my life, my everything

by VP007 December 30, 2023

Van

van is the definition of perfection and everything else in the world that is in the right place

“WOW THIS IS SO VAN”
“ion know shit I’m sayin but this from lalnun love you van”

by LALIIIPOPVAN May 29, 2022

van regenmortel

THE BEST MATH TEACHER EVER

-Oh you’re a van regenmortel!
•Oh thanks u too

by Wetasspussyy November 3, 2020

Van

A place where kids can recive free candy in return for their freedom

Kid1: aye yo man this guy is givin out candy in his van
Kid2: fuck yeah bro lets go

by LetsBeFrank0719 February 1, 2021

JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME

Where a man proceeds to perform the jean claude van damme styled splits between a set of chairs and has a girl give him a rim job while dressed as chun li

"Bro, sophie gave me the best jean claude van damme experience of my life!"

by Bruce ri March 17, 2021

Van Aert

WTF IS WINNING A BIG RACE RAHHHHHHH 🇧🇪🇧🇪🇧🇪🇧🇪🇧🇪🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Van Aert finishes yet again after MVDP

by ROSYRT January 8, 2024