Guy 1: "Have you ever seen a thick tailed pygmy jerboa?"
Guy 2: "Of course. I spend most of my time looking at them."
Guy 2: "Of course. I spend most of my time looking at them."
by i love my cats December 1, 2024
Get the Thick tailed pygmy jerboamug. a mouses tail is when you take a woman to bed and realise that she has a mouses tail, hense a tampon, hanging out of her fud..... just take her up the ass, problem solved!!
hey man i was totally gunna do this chick last night,then i noticed she had a mouses tail,i was like whoahhhh...tampons man,such the downer!
by ladylara August 23, 2010
Get the mouses tailmug. by ScarceWindow180 January 26, 2025
Get the Spyro's Tailmug. When the toilet seat cover from a public bathroom sticks to your sweaty ass, and the middle part hangs down like a tail and slaps the logs as you stand up.
I need to go home and change. I just took a shit and when I stood up, the beaver tail dripped brown water all over my pants.
by huckleberry_finsta July 25, 2023
Get the beaver tailmug. Refers to da appearance, feel, and measurements of a gal's chest-pillowz dat are "more than a handful".
Dude #1: You really oughtta try asking Tiffany to let you "squeeze theeze", Buddy! I've played with them a lot, and trust me --- she's got really delightful big gazongas!
Dude #2: Well, maybe I should ask her, but can you fill me in on da D-tails of what they look and feel like, so I can know what to expect when I do get to see and touch them?
Dude #2: Well, maybe I should ask her, but can you fill me in on da D-tails of what they look and feel like, so I can know what to expect when I do get to see and touch them?
by QuacksO November 6, 2022
Get the D-tailsmug. I value a lady mostly for her personality, not her looks; I really could care less about a particular woman's "d-tails".
by QuacksO August 24, 2022
Get the D-tailsmug. A Ross Thomas tail was being told, it went a little like this ‘The grass was pink that day back in 1916’
by Jay rae June 24, 2020
Get the A Ross Thomas Tailmug.