The female equivalent of "tea bagging". A woman places her bare vagina on an unsuspecting individual's face.
Nonconsensual circumstances are most prominent; however, if your partner asks for a clam land, it wouldn't be inappropriate to oblige.
Nonconsensual circumstances are most prominent; however, if your partner asks for a clam land, it wouldn't be inappropriate to oblige.
"Can you believe Jimmy is passed out already?"
"Yea, that dickhead deserves a clam landing for being such a little bitch."
"Yea, that dickhead deserves a clam landing for being such a little bitch."
by Sauce Queen November 26, 2015
Get the Clam Landmug. by Charm City Foxx February 3, 2014
Get the clam rammug. by Kim Campbell March 29, 2011
Get the clam shackledmug. by JDubya67 May 31, 2019
Get the clam jammersmug. After a lengthy day or two on any beach, ranging from Edisto to Charleston, and after the occasion for wearing a bathing suit fashioned from man-made fabrics has long passed, a realization comes to light in the back of the 1996 Jeep Cherokee you are riding in.
The moisture that is typically repelled by the body delivers a scent of a woman that is typically rejected by the breathability of natural textiles.
The outcome is a delightful scent, an odor to be cherished by all, much like the locked door of a car and a fart on a first date.
The moisture that is typically repelled by the body delivers a scent of a woman that is typically rejected by the breathability of natural textiles.
The outcome is a delightful scent, an odor to be cherished by all, much like the locked door of a car and a fart on a first date.
"Holy fucking shit, Sean!" exclaimed Ryan. "I have been trapped in this pussymobile for 3 hours and it is fucking killing me!"
"Relax, Bro,"replied Matt. "It's just a Carolina Clam Bake."
"What in the fuck are you talking about?" replied Ryan. "It smells like a fisherman's taint!"
"That's only the scent of yeast, slowly baking the finest bread known to man!" Matt replied.
"Relax, Bro,"replied Matt. "It's just a Carolina Clam Bake."
"What in the fuck are you talking about?" replied Ryan. "It smells like a fisherman's taint!"
"That's only the scent of yeast, slowly baking the finest bread known to man!" Matt replied.
by *samIam* February 28, 2013
Get the Carolina Clam Bakemug. When a woman takes a man's penis in one hand and firmly slaps the other over top, stimulating blood flow to provide an erection, usually used for continuing sex directly after an initial orgasm.
When he couldn't get it up again, she gave him a Brazillian Clam Slap so she could finish herself off.
by Sexpo Hub March 12, 2010
Get the Brazillian Clam Slapmug. by Sofabee September 16, 2009
Get the Clam Joustmug.