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Chocolate Covered Strawberry

When you put a strawberry up someone's butt and get some poop on it. Then you have to eat the shitcovered strawberry.
Kayla: "Aw, man. That sucks."
Sabrina: "What?"
Kayla: "Tre just texted me and told me he gave my dad a chocolate covered strawberry."

Kayla's Dad: "Tre, can I have a chocolate covered strawberry again?"
Tre: "Okay, but promise you didn't eat corn the other day?"
Kayla's Dad: "Okay, I promise." *thinks: I did eat corn. Hahahaha. I like to watch him eat the corn.*
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Chocolate Covered Strawberry

What a redhead becomes when you jizz on her face.
"Dude totally had my chocolate covered strawberry on her knees last night. It was awesome"

"Nice man."

*High Five*

texas strawberry

The act of ball slapping
"Man, I woke up to a mean texas strawberry today."

salty strawberry 

When the head of you're penis is flaming red after you get done plowing a dirty fat girl and the salty cheese from her vagina on top of you're penis mixed with cum produces a salty taste and you're dick head looks like a strawberry
Damn Mrs Hopkins ate my salty strawberry nast night
salty strawberry by Beardlesshippy September 18, 2017

Cat Supreme strawberry milkshake 

A man penetrating a female cat and the dick is to big for the cat pussy making the cat bleed and than the man cums In the cat making a cat Supreme strawberry milkshake
Ayee you Bryce did you hear what John did 5o his cat last night it was a real cat Supreme strawberry milkshake

Mexican Strawberry 

A really nasty splattered, flinging, smelly, sticky, liquid, floating, off-the-walls kind of shit. Usually only occurs when a normal person (anyone not from mexico) consumes a fruit or vegetable grown in Mexico.
Dude, I just layed a mexican strawberry all over your bathroom...

Coup Strawberry 

When you cum in a girl's mouth and then start punching her against her cheeks, so she starts bleeding in her mouth.

The result: a Coup Strawberry, very tasty.
I came in her mouth and then punched her face in. That was a nice Coup Strawberry.
Coup Strawberry by Bdiddi March 1, 2008