card scraper

to scrape a card

person 1: What is she doing?
person 2: I don't know, I think she's a card scraper
person 4: What is that?
person 2: to scrape a card
person 4 and 1: Oh
All: *Incest ensues*

by Zimbaycoleo October 24, 2020

Pear shaped

An attempt by females to make a male feel ashamed of their bodies, and that they should all have a V shaped torso like something out of a magazine. Usually an attempt made by the same females who claim that it is the males who try to shame females about their bodies. Trying to make people ashamed of who they are instead of what they look like would be closer to impressive, if you're trying to give somebody else shit about something. Telling them they're an asshole, or a hypocrite, or a faggot, or something they already know about themselves isn't going to be shocking, stunning, or mindblowing. Neither is a story about abuse, since they've been heard so many times they've lost their stun/shock value.

The reality is there's a lot more pear shaped guys in the world than there are V shaped guys in the world, since reality is not like a magazine.

by Solid Mantis February 1, 2021

V shaped guy

A guy with a V shaped torso.

If you're a U shaped guy, you're fucked, because you're not a V shaped guy.

by Solid Mantis March 24, 2021

Bucket Scraper

The guy who cleans out a motorcycle helmet for evidence after a motorcycle crash. Motorcycle helmets are also called brain buckets by police

Guy 1: tell the bucket scraper we got another one
Guy 2: *calls the coroner•

by Queef_burgular69 April 6, 2021

ski-scraped

When a skier on a chair lift scrapes their skis as they are above you, so that the snow falls on you while you’re skiing

“I just got ski-scraped so hard. It was like a damn avalanche”

by TheHaug May 2, 2021

body shape like cola

demisa demisa 😁

demmy has a body shape like cola

by hey mamas🤨 June 10, 2021

Sound Shapes

A video game where you do epic obby and epic chill music

The last time I played Sound Shapes, I played a level called "touch the people" and it was the trippiest shit I've ever seen

by DankoBlanko September 18, 2021