Jonathan Stevens

A Jonathan Stevens is a kind, sweet, and handsome division one baseball player with a large behind. He is shy at first, but don’t let him fool you as his goofy side will tend to pop out every now and then. Jonathan loves video games and building legos. He is so romantic and hot, but beware he may seduce you into playing fortnite and cuddling till your toes sweat.

“Who is that pitcher with a strong set of hind legs?!”
“Oh that’s Jonathan Stevens”

by Chugsplash72826 March 20, 2023

Steven Hawking's Favorite Child

describes a person who loves being molested by disabled people

'I can't believe you let Johnny do that to you, you're such a Steven Hawking's Favorite Child."

by fagzapper1 June 6, 2024

Steven Sadness

The male version of a Debbie Downer

Jordan is being such a Steven Sadness right now

by wherethepuckisthefuck August 7, 2024

Steven

He is a blond with blue eyes big balls. also a meathead. he is a bitch sometimes but is always relatible.

look at that steven

by That guy gavin February 1, 2023

Steven

💙

I love a Steven 💙

by Angelsandlove February 6, 2023

steven

an absolute fucking CHAD who attracts all the women, annihilater of gays, lgbtq and furries, god of all chads

wow did you see that steven over there? obsolute fuckin chad right there on god on god

by epicfunnyfart3000 February 10, 2023

Steven

has a big fat juicy ass and a big fucking lightskin ass cock with a cute little tip, when he puts it in you're going to think you're in heaven he turns me into a fountain. In which I should know because I like to lick it up and down until he tells me stop so he can eat me out until my legs start shaking and it gets so wet that he starts calling me a deep ass pool. Everytime we do it we go 10 rounds, by the end its a white ocean. - KYLEE

THAT BIG JUICY LUMSIOUS STEVEN DICK

by the anounymous February 21, 2023