belt sander racing

The act of two lesbians masturbating each other until orgasm is achieved. The first one to climax beats the other with their loved stained belt until they reach orgasm.

"Let's try belt sander racing tonight!"

by soulstillremain October 19, 2013

Ring Race

When women and their friends begin to race each other for who can get married first. Many times they do not care who the husband is. As long as the ring is on their finger before their friends, they are happy.

Wanda and her boyfriend just got engaged. OMG I need to get engaged ASAP or I'll be alone forever. I don't care who the bastard is. The ring race is on!

by blueeyedevil August 1, 2012

Smoosh Race

A multiple team event held in northern states in which four participants strap themselves onto 2x4s and attempt to travel 25 yards, swing around a barrel, and be the first team to make it back the 25 yards to the start/finish line.

Performed in similar form to cross-country skiing

Lena: "Ole, did ya here about the Smoosh Race this weekend?"

Ole: "Oh yeah, ya betcha. Should be a good time to down a couple beers before the Packers play."

by NorhternRedneck January 6, 2012

chair racing

1. to race in a chair.

2. to race chairs by pushing the chair across a given space.

I was chair racing in the office.

by John Jackob July 15, 2011

Chariot Racing

A sport where people race each other in Chariots which is a revival of Chariot racing in ancent Rome.
I the sport anything goes. The only rules is that they must be Chariots and the first one to cross the finishline first wins.

Let's do some Chariot racing.

by Judge dredd7 September 23, 2011

Macbeth the Race Betrayer

A known race betraying spic who loves anime, homosexuality and failing miserably at Mount and Blade : Warband Napoleonic Wars. Since he is surrended by asslicking feminised soyboys with half wits who are also his yesmans, he isnt aware of how retarded he is most of the time.

Event that made him known in Mount and Blade : Warband Napoleonic Wars is his betrayel of normal white humans and him siding with ''Retardacy, Niggers, Gay Anime and Soyboys Alliance'' led by one of the biggest twats in homo sapiens thats known to World. Kgb the Twat.

Have you watched Macbeth the Race Betrayers recent homosexual group sex video ? No wonder why he is kicked out of Peru.

Dude you need to find better friends who are into beer and tits not anime and gay porn like Macbeth the Race Betrayer.

by bondye March 26, 2023

Shell Racing

What I call "Shell Motorsport", a pretty decent and underrated game on the Google Play Store, car go vroom vroom, yada yada yada you get it

Caleb: "Do you play Shell Racing?"
Me: "Hell yeah!!!"
Caleb: "You're an epic gamer for sure!"

by CirleGuy January 22, 2023