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Uber Racist

An individual who, in their pursuit of being racist, has transcended the ordinary boundaries of bigotry. Their discriminatory tendencies are not merely pedestrian; they are omniversal cosmic in scale, spanning dimensions and timelines.

*I'm talking about you, Skyler.*
Skyler: Good morning, everyone. I'm your new teacher, Skyler. Today, we will begin with an introductory topic: racism.
Kaiser: Awww, fawk... $200 says he's about to cook up some Uber Racist level out-of-pocket shit
Fujimoto: ...
by toiletCleaner69 April 5, 2024
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backyard racist

A racist in your neigboorhood
Person 1. I heard bill is a backyard racist

Person 2. What is a backyard racist?
Person 1. A racist in your neighboorhood
by Reesegarcia.blainemn May 21, 2024
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star racist

Someone who judges others with usually predetermined misconceptions primarily based on their astrology sign, often refusing to interact with or displaying bad vibes towards said person
"I heard you're looking for a date, I know this guy Evan, I think you'll like him"

"Ew, he's a Sagittarius, no thank you"

"Fucking star racist, this is why you'll die alone"
by Squirrel sack June 11, 2024
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coin racist

A coin racist is somebody who prefers a coin than another.

EX:
"Hey (name), do you want this penny or quarter"
"I'll take the quarter"
"You coin racist.."

That was an example of a coin racist. Here is another example:
"Hey (name), do you ant this penny or quarter"
"I'll take the penny"
"You coin racist.."

These are both good examples of coin racists.
(name) is a coin racist!
by @primokk2 December 1, 2024
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Banana racist

The Banana Racist.
A “banana racist” is that peculiar individual who looks at a perfectly ripe, sunny yellow banana and recoils as if it personally betrayed them. To them, the mere hint of brown spots signals moral decay — a lapse of discipline in the fruit world.

Their allegiance lies firmly with the greener side of the spectrum: firm‑fleshed, tart, bordering on vegetal. These people don’t eat bananas; they judge them.They believe a banana should crunch slightly — as if it isn’t sure whether it’s fruit or vegetable. Offer them a ripe one, and you’ll see disdain flicker in their eyes, the same look sommeliers reserve for boxed wine.

They claim they “just like the texture better,” but deep down, you suspect it’s ideological: an aversion to sweetness masquerading as sophistication.In the grand fruit hierarchy, banana racists are the ascetics — the ones who treat your ripe, sugary snack as moral weakness.

They whisper about firmness and freshness as though they’re debating fine art. The rest of us simply chew and move on.
“Don’t offer Emma that ripe banana — she’s a total banana racist and only eats the green ones.”

“You can tell a banana racist by how quickly they judge your fruit bowl.”

“He calls himself a fitness enthusiast, but really he’s just a banana racist in denial.”

The office kitchen turned into a war zone once the banana racists demanded a separate shelf for unripe fruit.”

“Banana racists say they prefer ‘firm texture,’ but we all know it’s just an excuse to be contrarian at breakfast.”
by ChristianChef January 21, 2026
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Food-racist

One who Likes one Type of Food and Hate another.
A Person Eating plants and not Chicken because plants don't feel pain (Although plants feel pain: Scientifically Proven)

- is Defined as Food-Racist
by Sohu June 4, 2025
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Friendly racist

A noun used to describe an individual who is prejudice and discriminates against others of different race/ ethnicity without hateful intent.
I’m not racist, I’m a “friendly racist
by Running Buffalo June 6, 2025
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