Pot Summary

A summary of what happened when you got high smoking Marijuana.

Brian's pot summary involved 3 chickens, an office chair, and 12 hookers... his conclusion-it was a bad trip.

by Jeopard December 3, 2010

Pot Roasted

When you take a dump on your partner's chest (or face) but instead of a solid log it comes out as an array of juices and chunks from all the liquor the night before.

Man I tried to give my girlfriend a hot karl last night, but I partied so hard the night before, I pot roasted her all over the face.

by scrotumloverboy July 2, 2011

Snatch Pot

When you are bald headed and it looks like someone snatched a hand full of your hair out! On the back of your neck, the sides of your head or on the top of your head. Just nappy headed with very short hair like a used brillo pad.

Girl look at her hot dog neck. That ain't no hot dog neck that's a snatch pot!!

by good good32 August 2, 2012

Sex pot

Someone who is very sexy and or attractive

"Becky have you seen Brad he is such a sex pot"

"Oh my god Lauren he is, but his friend justin is not a sex pot"

by Van goat September 21, 2015

Tea Pot Mode

Standing With One Hand On a Table and Leaning on it with one leg crossed over the Others.
Usually Used By Evil Maths Teachers.

The Beast Is Doing Tea Pot Mode.

by Klipperbus1 June 16, 2016

pot

A group of potatopeople from the island of Potatoland.

The pot of potatopeople attacked the wild potatomoose and noiled it to eat.

by Grrrwawawawawa May 21, 2018

A pot calling a cattle black

A figure of speech for calling out a hypocrite. For shaming someone because they accused someone else on something the accuser is also accountable for.

Democrat: Man I hate Repulicans.
Republican: Yeah, I don't like you Democrats either.
Democrat: You are a hateful bigot for saying that.
Republican: Okay. And you are a pot calling a cattle black

by JustKeepingItRealMan March 7, 2019