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Brian Parker

A fully fluffy and large diabetic man whos hobbies include jacking off to homosexual midget porn, studying the art of being a furry, taking lessons on how to play the mouth harp, and he also enjoys watching videos of people throwing up.
Guy 1- "did you hear about Phil?"
Guy 2-"yeah I hear he's a real Brian Parker"
by Izquierda July 3, 2016
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Knat Pecker

The diameter of a nanometer a nanometer is smaller than a hair dna which it's penis is fucking small as fuck. Knat are about the size of 4 pieces of hair and is small af
David pecker is the size of a knat's pecker. The knat pecker is the size of a nanometer.LOL
by Gtakiller341 June 23, 2018
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puny pecker

He has extreme nose powers however his genitals are microscopic tamed by none other than the aesthetic one he is only defensive about his peepee when aesthetic is in range
Hey look puny peckers existing again eww
by Beathan belms January 2, 2019
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A Parker

A certain person who likes a lot of it up the bum
They are all such "A Parker"
by willymuncher1011 February 17, 2020
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cynthia parker

the definition of beauty. she could rlly just slap me and i would thank her- i love her more than even words can explain. shes more than an idol to me and i couln't be more grateful for her. meeting her and making her a special person in my life is one of the best choces i have ever made. i love u cynth
Friend: Who's the most gorgeous person for you?
Me: Oh, Cynthia Parker ofc
by cynthpetsch March 9, 2021
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The Double Pecker

The act of one guy who sits on another guys shoulders and they both pee into the same urinal.
When one guy says "i have to pee", and another guy says "me two" the first guy sits on top of the second guy's shoulders and they both pee into the urinal at the same. Thus commencing the Double Pecker In most cases the 2nd guy is wearing a red sox hat and probably gay.
by dude29 November 4, 2012
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Zoie McKenna Parker

Zoie McKenna Parker walks in the room and everybody stops and stares
by Zpower October 19, 2019
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