The priest and the rabbi

A joke.
There was this priest and a rabbi.

The priest says to the rabbi,"Why don't you ever eat any ham"?
The rabbi says,"It against my religion".
The rabbi says th the priest,"Why don't you ever fuck any women"?
The priest says,"It against my religion".
The rabbi says,"you ought a try it. It's better than ham".

Did you hear the one about the priest and the rabbi?

by Deep blue 2012 April 18, 2010

pride

A large pack of cougars surrounding a young male

Young guy 1: "I'm stuck in Reno in the middle of a pride right now"

Young guy 2: "A pride?"

Young guy 1: "A pack of cougars"

by Illegitimate kids in Compton October 13, 2009

price is right

A gameshow old people watch

My grandma cant miss one show of the Price is Right.

by Kikaider June 27, 2003

Pridefall

4chan redpilled normies on there lgbt movement, on June 1st 2020

You heard of Pridefall?
No.

by Juicebulb September 11, 2020

Straight Pride Month

I am part of the LGBTQIA+ Community so all you straights STOP CRYING AND GET OVER IT YOU ARNT DYING BECAUSE OF YOU SEXUALLY!! In some states in the USA ITS LEAGAL TO KILL LGBTQIA+ MEMBERS SO JUST STFU AND DEAL WITH IT KAREN

Bro Straight Pride Month Doesn’t exist

by QUACKITY S1mp June 5, 2021

priestdick

A dick so rarely used it may as well be shrivelled in the sun like a sultana, or cut off and subsequently eaten by a nun mistaking it for a hotdog. With sauce or mustard

Benji never pulls a root. I'm surprised his choad hasn't fallen off like a priestdick. For all we know it has fallen off.

by youcangoandsuckmycock September 16, 2009

tit priest

urban slang for a nun

Whoopi Golberg played a Reno stage performer turned tit priest in Sister Act.

by saint_unicorn September 16, 2011