October 3rd

Mean girls scene. You’ve seen those instagram post on October 3rd saying “October Third is the only day you can like this.” Even though you know you were never gonna like it.

“On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was.”

by parielle . October 18, 2019

October 20th

October 20th is national fuck a tree day make sure you participate In this amazing event

Today I’m going to fuck a tree as my boyfriend is to busy to fuck me so why not? October 20th!!

by Crossshirl💗 October 18, 2019

October 25

National hug day give at least 1 hug to everyone on October 25

Lexi: *gives morgan hug*
Morgan: ew get off of me!
Lexi: bro it’s October 25
Morgan: ugh fine
Lexi:*hugs Morgan then moves to hug Kenzie*

by Finnwolfhardswife October 18, 2019

October 22nd

International give your best friend a kiss on the fore head day

It’s October 22nd you know what that means

by Depressedegg64 October 19, 2019

October 20

National Eat Ass Day

Hey Joe, wanna go eat my ass?
No James! That’s gay!
Who the fuck cares? It’s October 20th!

by dad at grocery store October 20, 2019

October 25

National No Beef day. You can't spread beef with anyone or you kissed James Charles

Gavin: Peter is gay.
Mel: It is October 25.
Gavin: Damnit.

by Jkeyetaly October 20, 2019

october 22

Today is national hit-anyone-with-the-name-matthew day. you have full consent to now hit someone with the name matthew (or matt)

october 22nd is hit matt day

Guy: yo it’s national hit matthew day. you know what that means...
Matthew: uh oh

by bigboobsuhmchile October 21, 2019