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by Arminkshipper July 20, 2024
mugGet the Nowmug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Am Planning Shit Now 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
mugGet the I Am Planning Shit Now 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.mug.

Now Boss

A local shopkeeper dealing with one customer, when he is finished he looks at another customer and says Now Boos.
That’s 45p and 28p, thanks Tony, Now Boss.
by Mrbute September 1, 2023
mugGet the Now Bossmug.

say it with me now!

When a famous performer is about to say their catchphrase (or something they've been repeatedly saying throughout their routine) and wants the audience to join in.
This caused -- say it with me now! -- confusion and delay.
by Stupidly Sophisticated December 20, 2020
mugGet the say it with me now!mug.

bob right now

Bob himself is indefinable on a spiritual level, meaning bob can never truly fully be comprehended by the human brain
but if you are bob right now the simplest apprehension possible is that you possess amazing qualities and supernatural powers, Bob has no capacity or limit to what he can do because he is bob.
by joe mom 69 funny lol March 6, 2021
mugGet the bob right nowmug.

the here and now

are you gonna give me $180m rock in the here and now to save the psychiatrists reputation mom?
by Cody5050 November 29, 2020
mugGet the the here and nowmug.

poophard right now

When you or a person defecates and said material is as hard as a rock.
Dave: “Yoo poop hard right now”
Jake: “I don’t care Dave please leave me alone
Dave: “Haha just kidding.... unless...?”

Dave took a FAT SHIT thus making him say, “poophard right now” When you or a person defecates and said material is as hard as a rock.
by CigBock556 February 8, 2020
mugGet the poophard right nowmug.

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