potato-shop

drawing or 'photoshopping' potatoes into pictures
Usually making your friends look intellectually challenged by holding or staring at the potato
"I just potato-shopped you sucker"
by potatoshop October 20, 2013
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potato jam

1. When you dance so much and get drunk that when you wake up you look like a dancing potato.
2. Jam made of potatoes
Dude I was so drunk and I kept dancing and I feel like potato jam.
by Potato_Land March 18, 2017
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soggy potatoes

An old mans' saggy ballsack after he accidentally pisses on himself, because he has parkinsons disease and cant hold his penis steady.
soggy potatoes are a really good thing to help that old guy with
by gayniggapoop March 12, 2020
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Desk Potato

One who sits at a desk all day but doesn't get much work done, usually because of personal web surfing or playing computer games. Derived from couch potato. In the workplace it differs from desk jockey in that although one's primary means of employment involves a desk, little work gets done.
Jim has become a real desk potato; between mahjong and minesweeper he manages to squeeze in a few hours on MySpace.
by someoneouthere August 16, 2006
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Potato penis

Our new president is acting like a potato penis.
by CrazyGoatLady January 25, 2017
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short potato

An adorable short person, who embraces the fact that they are short.
by Cmplictd March 20, 2018
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potato girl

A girl who is humble to the point that it's annoying. She usually uses the words like, technically, literally, etc. improperly. She likes saying she is a potato even though she is obviously a human.
potato girl: lolz, I look like a potato.
Sensible person: No u don't.
potato girl: well technically, I, like, literally do.
by geo_torno9 June 07, 2019
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