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nerd

cf. social retard

A person who lacks social skills. Drawn to anti-social hobbies (video games, reading, role-playing) as a result. Generally believe their unpopularity stems from them being smarter than the rest of us, that they'll grow up to be Bill Gates, etc. In fact, nerds are usually the least well-equipped to deal with life outside of school, and even when they do possess intelligence, still aren't smart enough to learn to express their intelligence in more acceptable ways, i.e. like all the smart people out there who aren't nerds do.
The reason you're a nerd isn't because you're smart, it's because you're retarded.
by bato October 15, 2006
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neo nerd

This is a nerd that defines very differently from your average nerd. Neo nerds aren't identified as nerds or geeks and don't nessisarily appear as nerds, but sometimes weirdos or losers. Neo Nerds tend to listen to death metal all day, grow their hair super long and play war games and slaughtering games for a very excessive amount of time. They dress in their favourite death metal band shirt. Most commonly picutred with a goatee, sideburns, and thin glasses. They usually do not have a good range of knowledge, Although sometimes about war and weapons.
look around your school, im sure you'll find at least a few.
Neo nerd: When I turn 18 I'm getting an M16 with an mp3 player for death metal.
by --Jordan-- September 8, 2008
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Nerd Clown

1. Nerd Clown - Noun - One who nerds it up all day playing video games, with absolutely no shame about doing so. Also one who sticks his penis in his gaming console, while playing the video game with your balls.
"That nigga is a fucking nerd clown"
"That nigga nerd clowns like a pro"
"Gears of War is best played by Nerd Clowns"
"That honkey is a fuckin' Nerd Clown"
"Your walking around like some kinda nerd clown"
by NerdClownsofCANADA March 24, 2009
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nerd

any unpopular person who doesnt give a shit about the way they dress, or how they dont even know what the social ladder is. they dont have to be smart or anything like that, in fact, most nerds are dumbasses who get Cs and Ds and play computer games everyday. this type generally hangs out with more of its own, so you'll be able to spot a crowd. they dont have a fucking idea whats going on around outside of their little world
remember- they dont have to wear glasses

they also include people who post stuff on urban diction everyday, like me
nerd- excuse me

guy- shut up nerd

nerd-who are you calling nerd, your the nerd

guy- what the fuck?

nerd- yeah your the nerd you stupid

guy- whatever dumbfuck

nerd- haha you cant say anything crappy loser
by guywhofelloffsocialladder January 7, 2010
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nerded

Verb. Giving way, way too much detail to someone about something they almost certainly don't care about in the slightest; often taking a condesending or preachy tone. The content of the nerding is usually, but not isolated to, a persons area of academic interest.

It is common that no-one can actually understand the nerding, not as a result of the complexity of information presented but as a result of the nerds proximity of his/her head to his/her upper, upper colon while speaking.

When this happens someone is said to have 'nerded'.

'Nerding' is a sin commonly commited by students of the computer sciences, of physics, and other area of science, but is also regularly observed in those studying humanities, the arts or nothing at all, who have extracurricular interests such as world of warcraft, comic books, sci-fi or the manufacture of 16th century table legs in northern france.
Often someone will make the comment "well you just nerded all over that conversation" or "thanks for covering me in nerd"
This is how you can tell someone has had their moment of nerding brought to a needed end, and is your cue to regain consciousness and begin paying attention to what is being said. At this point the conversational theme has decayed to a barrage of deserved abuse directed at the nerd.

I dare not give a direct example of 'nerding' as it may cause you to loose the will to live. If you really need one just ask a nerd how to adjust your IP settings.

I will also point out that it is possible to nerd without knowing if the people you are with are too polite, or just want to bitch about you later. Just look for the tell tale signs that include rolling of the eyes, sideways glances, involuntary actions of fatigue and snoring and in extreme case soiling of one self as to find an excuse to leave.
But these are not always present.
Hell, I may have just nerded all over you.
by BeerSec February 26, 2010
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wannabe nerd

1. n. An individual who does nerdy stuff like playing 8 hours of WoW a day, but is not smart. Usually the lowest of the low, seeing as real nerds don't need to act that nerdy.
1. John: Hey isn't that kid a nerd?
Bob: No, he isn't. He's not smart at all, he just skips school to play LoL all day. He's just a wannabe nerd.
by realnurd161 October 13, 2012
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Anime Nerd

A person that loves anime and spends all his time watching anime to escape the cruel thing called the reality. These people are usually very quiet, shy and unsocial, avoiding people as much as possible and most likely have great personality and intelligence on the inside. Also they don't care what people say or think. So if you know some like this, Accept them as who they are and because they are usually good people.
Anime nerd = anime loving reality hater
by Josh reality hater September 22, 2015
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