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Texts From Last Night

A website hosting usually funny text. The format of a post goes by area code then the text. It is organized similar to FML, LOLCATS, Failbook, and MLIA
A typical "texts from last night"

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just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch

(636):

Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?

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IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation

man night 

a night of man stuff and doing totally manly things
CamRon: "tomorrow were going longballing and going to coon hill its gonna be such a man night"

Katelyn: "whats man night?"

CamRon: "killed it."
man night by xGoodspeedx. March 13, 2008
possibly a word that originally rooted from the phrase "good night" in australlia.
im goning to bed, g'night
g'night by harry potter February 19, 2003

30 days of night 

very good book that was reacently made into a movie. about vampires taking over a town in alaska and cutting them off from the rest of the world.
did you go see 30 days of night?
no man
you should have it was fukin kick ass
30 days of night by the pi guy January 13, 2008

Out like a Ballsack on a Friday Night

verb
1. To leave or to go somewhere else alot in one night.

2. To be in many places in a small amount of time.

3. To experience a great deal of enjoyment in one area.
Tim: "Wow, you sure are in a hurry"
Chep "Yeah, I gotta head out of here, I'm out like a ballsack on a Friday night"

Butch "GET BACK HERE, YOU NUCKLEBELLY HARDCHIN"
Barb "I better boot-scoot out of here, I'm out like a ballsack on a friday night!"

that's the sound your mother made last night 

originated from SNL when sean connery said it to trebek. can be used to any sound that could be sexual.
Trebek: What sound do dogs make?
Sean Connery: Moo
Trebek: No.
Sean Connery: But that's the sound your mother made last night!