My iq

You have 0 IQ

What’s 9+10
You: 21
Your IQ is 0
You: My iq Iow

by Keigangi22y January 15, 2022

This is my lunchtime

When you’re in your prime, absolutely thriving, using your time to the best of your ability

Tj and Caitlin were going on roller coasters together.

Caitlin: “this is my lunchtime”
Tj: “same”

by Tjaitlin July 08, 2019

my person

(n) someone who is more than a best friend.
someone who is always there for you no matter what.

you just get eachother.

Friend 1: you are my person. you will always be my person
Friend 2: you are mine too.

Friend 1: Thank you, you really are my person.

by Luizaaa May 09, 2021

my butt

very mean and so scrary. always punches me and looks like an old man

Person1: OMG my butt coming this way!!!!!
Person2: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH my butt is so scary

by im pseudonym yayyy April 07, 2022

my friends

non-existent

Me: i’m gonna go see my friends at a party or something
Me walking into a party: hey guys, I’m her-
Also me: oh wait i have no friends
* cries in mo bamba *

by sisterslurp May 19, 2019

My Pico

It's basically just Boku no Pico:a really good anime about a boy falling in love and trying to find out who he is and who he wants to become.

"I watched My Pico the other day"
"Tf is that?"
"It's just Boku no Pico"
"Ew wtf"

by Hentai Watcher October 23, 2020

My bad

Incredibly annoying phrase which people use when they do something stupid or wrong

Kim: You just pulled my ex boyfriend
Lucie: My bad

by Kathryn who is luvin my baby Az November 07, 2005